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My 3 word player analysis V Hawthorn

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Gawn - the perfect game

Viney - back to best

Petracca - certainly amongst elite

Jetta - still looked vulnerable 

May - composed and tough

McDonald - reliable when required 

Salem - didn’t overdo it

Hibberd - continued his resurgence 

Melksham - was rarely sighted

Fritsch - classy and composed

Jackson - showed exciting potential 

Pickett - exciting and important 

Bennell - better every week

vandenBerg - tough and uncompromising 

Brayshaw - far from convincing 

Oliver - was all class

Hannan - some important cameos 

Weideman- has hopefully arrived

Harmes - great tagging role

Langdon - indefatigable and important 

Lockhart - just do basics

Lever - composure was vital

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    Gawn - best since Dempsey?

    Viney - still a worry

    Petracca - continues good season

    Jetta - changing his role

    May - really dumb footballer

    McDonald - growing in statue

    Salem - still under achieving

    Hibberd - probably earned money

    Melksham - talent not realised

    Fritsch - better playing higher

    Jackson - should play weekly

    Pickett - exciting and important 

    Bennell - our best disposer

    vandenBerg - not the worst

    Brayshaw - what has happened?

    Oliver - disastrous disposal again

    Hannan - some interesting cameos 

    Weideman - headology the problem

    Harmes - goodness gracious me

    Langdon - becoming a key

    Others - missed by Joeboy

    Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

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    2 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Gawn - best since Dempsey?

    Viney - still a worry

    Petracca - continues good season

    Jetta - changing his role

    May - really dumb footballer

    McDonald - growing in statue

    Salem - still under achieving

    Hibberd - probably earned money

    Melksham - talent not realised

    Fritsch - better playing higher

    Jackson - should play weekly

    Pickett - exciting and important 

    Bennell - our best disposer

    vandenBerg - not the worst

    Brayshaw - what has happened?

    Oliver - disastrous disposal again

    Hannan - some interesting cameos 

    Weideman - headology the problem

    Harmes - goodness gracious me

    Langdon - becoming a key

    Others - missed by Joeboy

    Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

    You're a [censored]

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    9 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Gawn - best since Dempsey?

    Viney - still a worry

    Petracca - continues good season

    Jetta - changing his role

    May - really dumb footballer

    McDonald - growing in statue

    Salem - still under achieving

    Hibberd - probably earned money

    Melksham - talent not realised

    Fritsch - better playing higher

    Jackson - should play weekly

    Pickett - exciting and important 

    Bennell - our best disposer

    vandenBerg - not the worst

    Brayshaw - what has happened?

    Oliver - disastrous disposal again

    Hannan - some interesting cameos 

    Weideman - headology the problem

    Harmes - goodness gracious me

    Langdon - becoming a key

    Others - missed by Joeboy

    Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

    what game were you watching ?

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    Tom Scully - contracted to 2021?

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    17 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Gawn - best since Dempsey?

    Viney - still a worry

    Petracca - continues good season

    Jetta - changing his role

    May - really dumb footballer

    McDonald - growing in statue

    Salem - still under achieving

    Hibberd - probably earned money

    Melksham - talent not realised

    Fritsch - better playing higher

    Jackson - should play weekly

    Pickett - exciting and important 

    Bennell - our best disposer

    vandenBerg - not the worst

    Brayshaw - what has happened?

    Oliver - disastrous disposal again

    Hannan - some interesting cameos 

    Weideman - headology the problem

    Harmes - goodness gracious me

    Langdon - becoming a key

    Others - missed by Joeboy

    Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

    This would have to be the worst 3-word player assessment I’ve seen in years of stalking this forum... SMH

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    13 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    Brayshaw- back to form

    Jetta - beat his opponent

    Melksham - doesn’t do enough

    AVB - can’t hit targets

    Thought Brayshaw really struggled by foot, the other 3 agree.

    Could Tmac replace Melksham 

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    19 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Gawn - best since Dempsey?

    Viney - still a worry

    Petracca - continues good season

    Jetta - changing his role

    May - really dumb footballer

    McDonald - growing in statue

    Salem - still under achieving

    Hibberd - probably earned money

    Melksham - talent not realised

    Fritsch - better playing higher

    Jackson - should play weekly

    Pickett - exciting and important 

    Bennell - our best disposer

    vandenBerg - not the worst

    Brayshaw - what has happened?

    Oliver - disastrous disposal again

    Hannan - some interesting cameos 

    Weideman - headology the problem

    Harmes - goodness gracious me

    Langdon - becoming a key

    Others - missed by Joeboy

    Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

    You must be joking... Our best win for years and you can players unmercifully! Astounding!

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    20 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Gawn - best since Dempsey?

    Viney - still a worry

    Petracca - continues good season

    Jetta - changing his role

    May - really dumb footballer

    McDonald - growing in statue

    Salem - still under achieving

    Hibberd - probably earned money

    Melksham - talent not realised

    Fritsch - better playing higher

    Jackson - should play weekly

    Pickett - exciting and important 

    Bennell - our best disposer

    vandenBerg - not the worst

    Brayshaw - what has happened?

    Oliver - disastrous disposal again

    Hannan - some interesting cameos 

    Weideman - headology the problem

    Harmes - goodness gracious me

    Langdon - becoming a key

    Others - missed by Joeboy

    Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

     

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    Little Tommy 

    took a few short steps when Petracca had it.

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    26 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    McDonald - growing in statue

    Thought he moved pretty well. Hardly stuck in the one spot on a plinth. ?

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    30 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Gawn - best since Dempsey?

    Viney - still a worry

    Petracca - continues good season

    Jetta - changing his role

    May - really dumb footballer

    McDonald - growing in statue

    Salem - still under achieving

    Hibberd - probably earned money

    Melksham - talent not realised

    Fritsch - better playing higher

    Jackson - should play weekly

    Pickett - exciting and important 

    Bennell - our best disposer

    vandenBerg - not the worst

    Brayshaw - what has happened?

    Oliver - disastrous disposal again

    Hannan - some interesting cameos 

    Weideman - headology the problem

    Harmes - goodness gracious me

    Langdon - becoming a key

    Others - missed by Joeboy

    Goodwin - was only Hawthorn

     

    QD-Your a troll

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    QD-Your a troll

    Yep.  Starting to believe he doesn't actually support the club.  There are a few of those around these parts.

    Good effort joeboy.  Agree with others that I think Jetta played quite well, and kept Wingard pretty quiet, but the rest seems spot on.

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    32 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

     

    McDonald - growing in statue

     

    Rather early in his short career to think of a statue ..... and of course the “progressives” think that statues are symbols of white male privilege so these modern iconoclasts would probably pull it down anyway.  

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    26 minutes ago, Juk3b0x said:

    This would have to be the worst 3-word player assessment I’ve seen in years of stalking this forum... SMH

    Juk3b0x - great 37th post

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    8 minutes ago, binman said:

    Juk3b0x - great 37th post

    How the hell have you kept quiet that long? I'd describe myself as a voyeur and I couldn't help myself

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    15 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

    Yep.  Starting to believe he doesn't actually support the club.  There are a few of those around these parts.

    Good effort joeboy.  Agree with others that I think Jetta played quite well, and kept Wingard pretty quiet, but the rest seems spot on.

    To be fair I'm in a Hawthorn Facebook group and it's fantastic trolling them...

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    1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    McDonald - growing in statue

    I had a chuckle here, reminded me of this..

     

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    I thought Brayshaw was actually pretty good. His kicking was a bit off, but still a good game.

    Also seriously impressed with OMac, I’ve been a big critic, like many others on here, but he’s put on good size over the preseason and looks quite reliable now.

    I can’t think of anyone who had a poor game today, it was one of the most balanced team performances since the ‘18 finals series. 

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