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Richmond are just taking the [censored] now. We were a bottom four team all of last year and we have potentially gone backward.

Weโ€™re handing North Melbourne pick 1 at the end of the year. Someone needs to be held accountable for this.

None if the commentators rate Oliver do they?

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11 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Donโ€™t feed the troll.

The same trollย who said Neitz, Schwarz, Lyon wouldnโ€™t make it inย todayโ€™s gameย 

Brett Ratten has turned the Saints into a much better team over an offseason , Goodwin is in his 4 season and ย he has run this team of , on the whole better playersย than the Saints into rabble ofย a team , Goodwin must goย 


Our decision making is just comically bad. We just have no idea how to compete under pressure. NONE!ย 

Understatement. ย We needed thatย 

I'm not angry now.

Just said watching what Goodwin has done to this team that was a game off a grand final in 2018.

Our players just look completely shot.

This is on you Goodwin.

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2 minutes ago, america de cali said:

8 top possession winners all Melbourne. WTF are doing with the ball?

Butchering

1 minute ago, Jaded said:

In some crazy way I want aย big loss as it might finally see some pressure on the clowns in the coaching boxย 

This has to happen this year regardless sof covid. This cant go on!


1 minute ago, Win4theAges said:

We are on par with Sydney, Adelaide, Freo, Carlton, North Melbourne and who ever else that is [censored].

We're like a ball boy, we just keep give the ball back everytime.

They'd all smoke us mate.

FFS stop going to the benchย after kicking a goal.ย 

Just now, DeeZee said:

None if the commentators rate Oliver do they?

Donโ€™t blame them. Heโ€™s a stat accumulator with poor disposal andย doesnโ€™t impact games. Going backwards.

Yay another goalย drought broken. Next week the training wheels come off!

Not sure how Goodwin keeps his job ... we have a healthy list & yet zero improvement over 2019, same poor turnovers, no marking forwards.ย 

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No need to go to Sydney. Dubbo would be a better option. We can train at the lion park - that should bring some intensity. Oh we would save some money - no need for a return trip.

Just now, Demonland said:

Play on at all costs game just doesnโ€™t suit an unskilled team.ย 

neither does 'chip it around'.

I've never seen a team this poorly skilled across the board.

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All our entries are to the pockets every time, how can you expectย to win a game of football like that.

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Making Gawn captain over Viney has destroyed him


13 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

I'll write Goodwin's press conference now:

They surprised us with their intensity

They didn't allow us to play our brand

They are reigning premier, but we expected them to bounce back

We had trouble connecting with our fwds

Our mids got a lot of the ball but they were under pressure

Smith is starting to string some games together

The tigers ran the ball out of our defence really well

Our fwds had trouble holding the ball in thereย 

We'll take some learnings from this game and you'll see a different side next week.ย 

We've got a few things to work on. I mean we spent 6mnths training how we want to play but we're far king useless and have run out of ideas

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He won't say the last one but he should

Exact. ย This is spot on.ย 

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The Coach will not change. I donโ€™t think he has any idea how too

He canโ€™t stay in charge for much longer....


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