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God this is just farcical. Clearly the umps have been told to pay more HTBs and stupidly overcorrected by applying inane incidences ofย โ€œno genuine attemptโ€. What a [censored] monkey show.

Umps have been told to pay frees for holding the ball more to keep the game flowing. Hence these BS frees

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Mayโ€™s kick-ins. 9/10 times to a contest on his left side. Would be good to see some creativity in this area.ย 

What is it now like 30 consecutive weeks of inept forward entry and still no improvementย 


3 minutes ago, Tarax Club said:

Tigers bought their own umpires?

Dusty was telling him what to do.

Ffs! How do we have so many terribly skilled players. They have to get rid of so many of these players.

Trac... wowwee, how exciting.

Game is playing out exactly as we know, doing so much right then fffkkkknn turn over into 50... then they goal.ย 
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Weโ€™ll run out of gas and lose by 30.

Bennell not selected... massive lols.

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We can't kick to save ourselves.


Can we [censored] off with the Joel Smith experiment?

Goodwin is experimenting like he doesnโ€™t give a [censored] about winning games. Must be his long term cushy contract.ย 


Can I just quote myself.... and there it is. Work so hard, turn over... goal the other way.

So many moments where if we don't win a 50-50 in the middle of the ground you just know Richmond will walk it in for a scoring shotย 

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We are [censored].

Plain and simple. Lever just 1 disposal. Full right off back to Adelaide.

Gawn is being schooled and not showing any ticket.

Goodwin can fuxk right off as well.

[censored] these umpiresย 


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