My top 5

1.  Geelong

2.  Essendrug

3.  West Coast

4.  North

5.  Collingwood

 

When I was younger Collingwood and Carlton were clear 1 and 2 most hated.   The Pies have slid though, and Carlton have become completely irrelevant the last 20 years.   While Essendon are also irrelevant, they will always be up there cos of the 2000 Grand Final and the fact theyre now drug cheats.

And I will always hate North. 

Edited March 9, 20205 yr by JakovichScissorKick

I hate them all equally.

Although I hate Essendon and West Coast a little bit more equally than the others.

There’s only one team that generates genuine anger and sadness with me.

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Clint Bizkit said:

There’s only one team that generates genuine anger and sadness with me.

 

 

 

And yet you continue to support them.    

 

edit -  just realized you literally meant Melbourne.  So my attempted joke failed hard.

Edited March 9, 20205 yr by JakovichScissorKick

Collingwood first, second and third for me.  All the rest equal 4th.

Richmond was mine by a country mile due to a lot of family feuds about footy over the last 20 years but can’t help having respect for what the club has achieved lately. Won’t be telling my cousins though.

The title now belongs to Essendon, Geelong and the new inductee Hawthorn thanks to the crap that came our way from their fans in the 2018 semi. 

Edited March 9, 20205 yr by Dee Zephyr

Seriously i hate all 17 opponents 

But

Essendrug 

Whorethorn

carlscum

Jeelong

The Filth

nought Melb

Meth Coke

Deserve extra Hatred on top of the utter disdain i have for all the oponents 

Well, I don’t care for football anymore, for obvious reasons.

Let’s get meta.

But, I think we can differentiate between, ‘Most Hated Team’ vs ‘Most Hated Supporters of Teams’.

For me, it’s Geelong and Hawthorn who understandably ooze smugness and of course everything is cyclical/on a pendulum- and now its Richmond.

2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Seriously i hate all 17 opponents 

But

Essendrug 

Whorethorn

carlscum

Jeelong

The Filth

nought Melb

Meth Coke

Deserve extra Hatred on top of the utter disdain i have for all the oponents 

You deserve a beer for always typing Jeelong. Seriously... 

North, Essendon, St Kilda, Hawthorn, Geelong

4 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

You deserve a beer for always typing Jeelong. Seriously... 

perhaps a jeer instead

 

 

I tend to dislike the WA and SA sides more than the others because there's nothing original about booing anything and everything for two and a half hours week after week. Carrying this anti Victorian angst around all the time is only going to shorten their lifespan at the end of the day. I'm torn a little by Greater Western Sydney for having cool original colours but a ridiculous name. Some others just irritate me because no matter how well we're travelling we always seem to lose against them (St K & North) whilst Collingwood requires no explanation at all. 

1 minute ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

I tend to dislike the WA and SA sides more than the others because there's nothing original about booing anything and everything for two and a half hours week after week. Carrying this anti Victorian angst around all the time is only going to shorten their lifespan at the end of the day. I'm torn a little by Greater Western Sydney for having cool original colours but a ridiculous name. Some others just irritate me because no matter how well we're travelling we always seem to lose against them (St K & North) whilst Collingwood requires no explanation at all. 

Debating trade value has given me a healthy hatred of Freo and Adelaide supporters these last few years.

Essendon by the length of the equator.

Richmond.

then daylight..

11 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

You deserve a beer for always typing Jeelong. Seriously... 

That’s how their dumbass Cheersquad spell it

seriously They get everything on a silver platter down there

We must beat them and end Ablett’s career this year

Burn Kardinia Park to the ground...

Easily Hawthorn for mine. Their generation of supporters post 1985 have known nothing but success. The ones who crossed over from us to them in the 1970's were soft [censored] to begin with and couldn't handle our winters of discontent in that decade. Most of their older supporters who lived through their dark times have now passed on, robbing any character from that club whatsoever. What you then get is a highly entitled support base who don't appreciate the success that generations past built for them.
Look at how the Doggies and Tiges fans appreciated their flags. Then look at a-holes like Jeffrey Kennett, and tell me you don't know what I'm talking about.

8 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

Debating trade value has given me a healthy hatred of Freo and Adelaide supporters these last few years.

Well, as long as it's a healthy hatred John. I'd hate to see it shorten your lifespan too ? 

Hated St Kilda from sitting next to their feral cheersquad in the '98 finals until I felt bad for them losing that Grand Final in heartbreaking circumstances (even though they cost me the quarter quad), so in their place I can't go past Essendon. Always disliked Sheedy, and when they went into full 9/11 conspiracy mode after the drug stuff that sealed the deal. Second place Geelong.

Collingwood is like Cold Chisel, a perfectly fine organisation with lots of hits on the board but dragged down by being associated with nuffies. Too young for that to be my fight, I appreciate them for giving us the decade of free revenue from Queen's Birthday. See also Hawthorn, who have a lot of nuff fans but they saved us from ourselves in '96 so it's hard to hold a grudge. You are welcome to despise them.

Edited March 9, 20205 yr by Supermercado

Cannot stop hating The Colliwobbles . It was put to me in the late 50s the most hated since 1958. Stopped us for a 4th successive flag. to equal their run.

Essendon  because of their feral supporters. feral feral feral ....

Hawthorn because  they have been so successful and their supporters have been spoiled.  

Edited March 9, 20205 yr by nosoupforme

WCE but a country mile. Bunch of weirdos in the West. 

Carlton.

29 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

I tend to dislike the WA and SA sides more than the others because there's nothing original about booing anything and everything for two and a half hours week after week. Carrying this anti Victorian angst around all the time is only going to shorten their lifespan at the end of the day. I'm torn a little by Greater Western Sydney for having cool original colours but a ridiculous name. Some others just irritate me because no matter how well we're travelling we always seem to lose against them (St K & North) whilst Collingwood requires no explanation at all. 

Understand that point of view. For me, 'intensity of dislike' echoes rather than 'hated', and is as follows:

1. The Filth 

2. Portal Ade

3. Ad Laid Cwoes

4. Wee Gals

5. Gold Coast 

6. Wrong side of Sydney

7. Sydney

8. Fremantle

9. Whoreform

10. Essendrug

11. Catty Puts

Others are tolerable as we need to additionally beat something to make the final 4 teams.

Bloody Hawthorn

We had some fantastic teams in the 80s, but kept on running into these [censored]

I now hate Richmond - life was more balanced when they were shouse

Essendon by so much there isn’t a second place. 

god I hate them. I’m getting angry just thinking about it

Essendon...they are a putrid club