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Where do people think we are on the Premiership Clock? 

I have us somewhere between 5-7pm as of today.

I have only had us around 11pm once, the year our beloved Stynes ran over the mark.

 
 
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1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

What the F is a premiership clock?

Wiseblood seems to have caught on ok dazzle.

4 minutes ago, Sorry kids said:

Wiseblood seems to have caught on ok dazzle.

I must be new to this.


9 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

What the F is a premiership clock?

I think it is like a window but with a clock in it? 

"A symbolic clock is as nourishing to the intellect as a photograph of oxygen to a drowning man."

 

Currently broken. The hands are missing, the springs are loose, the cogs are worn, the glass is cracked and the battery is flat. The alarm still works. If it can be fixed who knows?

Edited by america de cali

 

The Clock blew up last September in Perth

No one has any idea how to fix it, but we always dress smartly at Functions 


21 minutes ago, doc roet said:

What a load of crock

WTF?  It may be a load of crap or a crock of schitt but that saying makes no sense at all!

And don't forget to take off half an hour because, you know, all those South Australians ruining the club.

 

Edited by demonstone
clarity


If you threw that premiership clock out the premiership window, you could watch time fly.

Yes, it's Sunday and I'm bored.  Come at me.

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7 minutes ago, demonstone said:

If you threw that premiership clock out the premiership window, you could watch time fly.

Yes, it's Sunday and I'm bored.  Come at me.

If you threw the premiership clock out the premiership window in summer it could be a premiership drought, however at MFC never a premiership hangover.

Premiership clock is least of our issues......

Club can't sustain success for long enough period to even contend for a flag!

Tigers & Pies are an example of clubs that can

Tigers 3rd prelim in a row

Pies 2nd prelim in a row


It’s called a premiership century rather than window/clock for all long suffering Demons, next year were 56 years in deep!

Or if you want to be positive and talk this century, we’ve only been waiting 20 years!

I have an awful feeling that we actually had a very small premiership window in 2018. A couple of close losses meant we ended up in Perth for a Preliminary Final instead of the MCG and our window shut.

 
1 hour ago, demonstone said:

WTF?  It may be a load of crap or a crock of schitt but that saying makes no sense at all!

And don't forget to take off half an hour because, you know, all those South Australians ruining the club.

 

 

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Our clock got stuck in Y2K and hasnt recovered.


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