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14 minutes ago, olisik said:

Calling it now, Dunkley is a bust

Come on mate. Serious. 19, afl system for 8 weeks, no afl pre season. Crazy call 

 

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Wow. Heeney shanks the ball while having a set shot and hits a teammate right on the chest. No defenders in sight.

What a time to be alive.

Just now, Big_Dee said:

Come on mate. Serious. 19, afl system for 8 weeks, no afl pre season. Crazy call 

His decision making is deplorable, don’t think a pre season is going to help  that. 

 

Fritsch going for the car.


Nathan Jones is A grade at butchering the ball. Not a captain's a-hole.

Can someone cut the cable of the coverage from the G!!! I’m trying to enjoy the cricket but keep flicking back to our puss club. 3 goals.... 3 bloody goals and 40 points down. Go f. K yourselves MFC players. 

People whinging that fans aren’t turning up, spare me. The players haven’t turned up all season so bugger them.

Goodwin is destroying another list ... how Pert & Bartlett expect members or even attracting any players to watch or play for this club is a joke . Have gone back to Neeld era . 

1 minute ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Spargo is a gun.

Your on the good stuff tonight mate.

This would have to be one of the worst games of football by Melbourne Ive seen in the last 50 years.

They must have given up.


there's maybe 2k Melbourne supporters here. they'll be gone at three quarter time.

6 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Is the tour of Utah on Eurosport 

Croquet world champs. 

More riveting. 

Just now, Demonsone said:

Goodwin is destroying another list ... how Pert & Bartlett expect members or even attracting any players to watch or play for this club is a joke . Have gone back to Neeld era . 

Listening to Pert today on the MFC podcast he is 100% Goody is the right coach... Bartlett was the same not long ago... it’s hard to keep the faith.

I stopped watching the game because I remembered it's Friday night and I can do literally anything else, and find more joy.

I take it from the comments that we're not winning? Are we good/ok/respectable yet?


12 minutes ago, Pates said:

Something else I’ve noticed about our players is how often they go to ground in one on one situations. Once you go to ground you’re immediately stuffed if you don’t win it. 

Is it bad core strength or something that’s being taught?

Also can’t stick tackles, strength training required 

 

Just now, McQueen said:

Croquet world champs. 

More riveting. 

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Football has become a nightmare, even the commentators are insane.

 
Just now, McQueen said:

Croquet world champs. 

More riveting. 

I know you’re hurting but this is not humour. Like, totes ermegerd. I’d have gone with curling


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