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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs West Coast Eagles

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Great goalkicking.....Good God.

 
 

AFL [censored] players who can’t kick a goddamn goal from 20m out. 

What a joke!


Goodwin needs to crack heads at goal kicking.  This team are not serious.

3 minutes ago, praha said:

Lewis and Viney should be ashamed. Missed regulation shots while Kennedy snags them from the boundary. 

Interesting that BT said from the start that you have to aim at left post at our end and we have missed right 3 times. Nothing wrong with Lewis’s action they just can’t read the breeze. Petty misses as well. Unprofessional by our forward coaches it looks to me. 

last 10 frees....9 to 1.  Laughable.  Trying to win the match for the Eagles in the first quarter or two as per usual.  Nothing's changed

 

We have to be the biggest bunch of dumb [censored] ever.  Give away free kicks constantly and can’t kick from 30m

[censored] off mfc

For such a dumb team, losing the runners has really affected us. We are too stupid to adjust to the wind or match ups without someone telling them mid quarter. 


Just now, Rusty Nails said:

last 10 frees....9 to 1.  Laughable.  Trying to win the match for the Eagles in the first quarter or two as per usual.  Nothing's changed

Umpiring has been pathetic but our performance has been diabolical. Oliver should be dropped.

This season gets more and more embarrassing 

I am done cant watch this crap.

Between the umpiring and the inability to execute basic skills its unwatchable 

We are so hard to watch I should turn it off before I have another heart attack 


Is Max hurt? AFL app has him as out.

That free to Petty was the first to us - against 9 to them. Lots of clumsy, unnecessary tackles on our part, which sums up the game. Willing, but low on skills ... and confidence.

ratio of scoring shots to inside 50's is surprisingly high for us.

Pity we can't hit the side of a barn door.


Oliver with his famous mid air rocket to the chest handballs. Pizz off. I can’t watch how basic the errors are and we seemingly don’t do a damn thing to rectify it. Three missed goals from inside 30 ffs. 

 

The unpiring also a joke. 

Umpires [censored] us over as usual

Just now, Unleash Hell said:

This season gets more and more embarrassing 

I am done cant watch this crap.

Between the umpiring and the inability to execute basic skills its unwatchable 

Agreed. And listening to Goodwin’s painful and full of cliche press conferences only makes it worse. No idea from anyone down there. 

 

The free kick count could be the opposite - we're still butchers in front of goal where it matters


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