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Viney - prolific but wasteful

Jones - age was obvious

Jetta - a slow liability

May - desire not questioned

Frost - an impressive game

Lever - fortunately survived game

Salem - season worst game

Brayshaw - season worst game

Gawn - should have dominated

Harmes - was surprisingly loose

Petracca - an impressive game

Petty - we’ve found one

Oliver - uncharacteristically quiet game

Lewis - an irrelevant performance 

Fritsch - a brain fade

Neal-Bullen  - devoid of skills

Hunt - tried but failed

Preuss - didn’t take chances

Hibberd - just a shadow

Lockhart - time to rest

Dunkley - the wrong brother

Hannan - continued uninspiring season

 

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1 minute ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

MFC - dumb football club

MFC - lost winnable game

MFC - not very smart

I think today give us so many chances and I think the players will think it was “an honourable loss”. 

I agree Joeboy was harsh on Lockhart. He’s having a crack. 

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don't normally play this much..  hell...why not..

my apologies it may be more than 3 words

 

Viney - meat  3 veg , vision of a gladiator

Jones - meat 3 veg , best day behind...now a liability

Jetta - undercooked...gets a free pass today  ( that said...a day to forget )

May - Acutally CAN play footy....how long before  'Melbournised" !!

Frost - strangely among the better.... not a lot of help around eh Frosty

Lever - hmmm...for a man giving directions......look in mirror !!

Salem - Hard to fly like an Eagle eh Christian...

Brayshaw - take rest of year off...hope you get better

Gawn - Poor Max....maggots maggots  maggots

Harmes - kind of danced to a whole different record to most today..

Petracca - getting there.....and then....again... for a bloke who loves the stage...sorry you fluffed it

Petty - Hold head high

Oliver - wtf was that

Lewis - not a mid

Fritsch - must be played forward...must be allowed to play a natural game....this wasnt it

Neal-Bullen  - just go....go  GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!

Hunt - Ya cant win playing from behind son ;)

Preuss - hmmm...kinda feel like he'd like to play a bit more intuitively

Hibberd - just cameos today

Lockhart - got a bit of ticker this lad

Dunkley - just go to your mums dinner and enjoy the meal...hopefully footy isnt discussed

Hannan - a bit of icing...but no cake

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Hannan - was he playing???

Hannan obviously is working his way into fitness after a long stint on the sidelines, buts it's been several weeks now and he just looks miles off. 

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1 hour ago, joeboy said:

Viney - prolific but wasteful

Jones - age was obvious

Jetta - a slow liability

May - desire not questioned

Frost - an impressive game

Lever - fortunately survived game

Salem - season worst game

Brayshaw - season worst game

Gawn - should have dominated

Harmes - was surprisingly loose

Petracca - an impressive game

Petty - we’ve found one

Oliver - uncharacteristically quiet game

Lewis - an irrelevant performance 

Fritsch - a brain fade

Neal-Bullen  - devoid of skills

Hunt - tried but failed

Preuss - didn’t take chances

Hibberd - just a shadow

Lockhart - time to rest

Dunkley - the wrong brother

Hannan - continued uninspiring season

 

18 negatives. And we only went down by 8 points.   ?????

ANB : Lacks Pysical Strength

Lewis : Provided some leadership

Jones : the wicket was too bouncy

Preuss: the ball was too slippery

Hunt : Think and move

Dunkley : Learning

Lockart : Learning all the time. Make tackle stick

Brayshaw : Out of position

Viney : Improving

Clarrie: When giving ball by hand ,important to stay around the contested area.

Frost and Fritsch : Costly brain fades

Hibberd, May, Salem : Nucleus of our defence

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25 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

I stopped reading this thread ages ago, occasionally have a squiz to see if the irrelevance is still there, the comment re Salem confirms this

Question remains did @joeboy actually watch the game?

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8 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

I stopped reading this thread ages ago, occasionally have a squiz to see if the irrelevance is still there, the comment re Salem confirms this

Question remains did @joeboy actually watch the game?

Mate, I agree with you that the assessment of Salem seems harsh, but why not just say "I actually thought Salem was good and here's why..." rather than taking a pot shot at someone on the internet that you don't know? Doesn't get anyone anywhere taking the personal approach.

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I don't normally play either but why not.....my players 

Jones: 7 costly turnovers

Brayshaw: Time for Casey

Jetta: Was never going to be ready (haven't the FD learnt yet?)

Fritsch: 50% Efficiency.....ouch!

Lewis:  Stopping development progress

Hannan: Dear oh dear

Preuss: not fit enough

 

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3 hours ago, joeboy said:

Viney - prolific but wasteful

Jones - age was obvious

Jetta - a slow liability

May - desire not questioned

Frost - an impressive game

Lever - fortunately survived game

Salem - season worst game

Brayshaw - season worst game

Gawn - should have dominated

Harmes - was surprisingly loose

Petracca - an impressive game

Petty - we’ve found one

Oliver - uncharacteristically quiet game

Lewis - an irrelevant performance 

Fritsch - a brain fade

Neal-Bullen  - devoid of skills

Hunt - tried but failed

Preuss - didn’t take chances

Hibberd - just a shadow

Lockhart - time to rest

Dunkley - the wrong brother

Hannan - continued uninspiring season

 

Well what I find interesting from your 3 word summary, is that most of them are negative. Combine that with some charity goals to the Dogs and 14 players unavailable for us and yet we only lost by 8 points at the Dogs dung heap, on a day when they were celebrating their survival 30 years ago and needed to win to keep their final's chances alive.

I find that pretty amazing.

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Goal Kicking - Practice Practice Practice !!!

Clean Disposal - Practice Practice Practice !!!

Correct Decision Making - Learn Learn Learn !!!

MFC Players - Get S#*t Together

Umpires - Stop Paying S#*t

Bulldogs Supporters - Stop Your Whinging

2020 - Live In Hope?

P. S. Max - There Goes Brownlow (Umpires don't like you)

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

don't normally play this much..  hell...why not..

my apologies it may be more than 3 words

 

Viney - meat  3 veg , vision of a gladiator

Jones - meat 3 veg , best day behind...now a liability

Jetta - undercooked...gets a free pass today  ( that said...a day to forget )

May - Acutally CAN play footy....how long before  'Melbournised" !!

Frost - strangely among the better.... not a lot of help around eh Frosty

Lever - hmmm...for a man giving directions......look in mirror !!

Salem - Hard to fly like an Eagle eh Christian...

Brayshaw - take rest of year off...hope you get better

Gawn - Poor Max....maggots maggots  maggots

Harmes - kind of danced to a whole different record to most today..

Petracca - getting there.....and then....again... for a bloke who loves the stage...sorry you fluffed it

Petty - Hold head high

Oliver - wtf was that

Lewis - not a mid

Fritsch - must be played forward...must be allowed to play a natural game....this wasnt it

Neal-Bullen  - just go....go  GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!

Hunt - Ya cant win playing from behind son ;)

Preuss - hmmm...kinda feel like he'd like to play a bit more intuitively

Hibberd - just cameos today

Lockhart - got a bit of ticker this lad

Dunkley - just go to your mums dinner and enjoy the meal...hopefully footy isnt discussed

Hannan - a bit of icing...but no cake

Got news for you.  Frosty has been among the better for many weeks now.  Even the Frost bashes have gone silent. 

As far as Hannan is concerned, there was no cake and no icing today, as there hasn’t been since his return many weeks ago!

Agree with Jetta.  Terribly underdone.  Needed at least another one at Casey.  Another obvious selection mistake which required no hindsight as so many queried it pre game.

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3 hours ago, Adzman said:

Hannan - was he playing???

Hannan obviously is working his way into fitness after a long stint on the sidelines, buts it's been several weeks now and he just looks miles off. 

Oh wait, are you saying he was playing? I didn’t realise. I’ll have to go back and watch the game and try and find him. 

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1 minute ago, Nelo said:

Oh wait, are you saying he was playing? I didn’t realise. I’ll have to go back and watch the game and try and find him. 

Yeh he was about 4 rows back from fence. Never wanted to get near ball so sat in stands.

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6 hours ago, joeboy said:

Frost - an impressive game

Not today 'joeboy', his worst in a while.

6 hours ago, joeboy said:

Salem - season worst game

Thought he was one of our better players...saved a couple of certain goals & generally used the ball well.

A few weeks back when he copped a knock early was his worst game...you knew something was wrong when he couldn't hit a target.

6 hours ago, joeboy said:

Lockhart - time to rest

Has done a job the last 2 weeks, Simpson last week & JJ today. Kept them quiet but does seem to be playing sore so may need a rest.

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