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My 3 word player analysis vs St Kilda

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Couldn’t be bothered

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    35 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Couldn’t be bothered

    Speed - Elephant in room

    Lewis - Hawthorn farewell game

    Dean Kent - Point of difference

    Goodwin - Magnets super glued

    Our mids - Carrying the team

    Spargo - Has Goodwin Photos

    J Wagner - Coppied Spargo’s stash

    Frost - Owned his opponent

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    Spargo - absolute midget dud

    Petracca- lose some weight

    C wagner- far king terrible

    J wagner- de list please 

    Lewis- slower than vafa5ths

    Tom mcdonald- so [censored] slow

    Harmes- doyou ever manup?

    Gawn-hitit to rednblue

    Preuss-please work harder

    Melksham-hit a target

    Weed- you suck 

     

     

     

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    Hore- a bright spot

    frost- our best defender

    gameplan- who’s on first. 

    Mcdonald-  defuq happened? 

    Hogan- get him back.

    mfc- memories of 2013 

    me- watching 2018 replays. 

    Off field- something has happened 

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    Gpodwin- change things around, show some passion

    Chaplin- just resign loser

    Viney- stop trying totakeveryoneon

    Jones-man up mate

    Oliver-youre allowed tokickit

     

     

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    23 minutes ago, Elegt said:

    Spargo - absolute midget dud

    Petracca- lose some weight

    C wagner- far king terrible

    J wagner- de list please 

    Lewis- slower than vafa5ths

    Tom mcdonald- so [censored] slow

    Harmes- doyou ever manup?

    Gawn-hitit to rednblue

    Preuss-please work harder

    Melksham-hit a target

    Weed- you suck 

     

     

     

    Petracca - Very good tonight

    Melksham - Drive for show

    Melksham - Me me me

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    Hunt - really want him to be, but don't think he's up to it

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    3 minutes ago, deegirl said:

    Hunt - really want him to be, but don't think he's up to it

    He is NOT a forward but just shows how desperate we are. 

    Sigh if  he plays he plays on a Wing thats it!

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    Play Oskar Baker

     

     

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    1 hour ago, Wells 11 said:

    Hore- a bright spot

    frost- our best defender

    gameplan- who’s on first. 

    Mcdonald-  defuq happened? 

    Hogan- get him back.

    mfc- memories of 2013 

    me- watching 2018 replays. 

    Off field- something has happened 

    Wells

    You may be into something there. 

    Could explain the inexplicable 

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    Re the off field issues...  

    This may get removed and if so, so be it. Rumors there was a club who’ve got up to 15 players claiming mental health issues so they don’t get drug tested. The issue is that the remaining players are now getting tested all the time and has caused a rift in the group. 

    Strangley, we have fallen completely off the map this year. 

    Do I put 2 and 2 together???

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    11 minutes ago, Age said:

    Re the off field issues...  

    This may get removed and if so, so be it. Rumors there was a club who’ve got up to 15 players claiming mental health issues so they don’t get drug tested. The issue is that the remaining players are now getting tested all the time and has caused a rift in the group. 

    Strangley, we have fallen completely off the map this year. 

    Do I put 2 and 2 together???

    You may or not be right but there has to be an explanation for our disgraceful start to the season!

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    Just now, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    You may or not be right but there has to be an explanation for our disgraceful start to the season!

    The answer was last year 'BBP'...we failed to address the problems of the prelim.

    Goodwin thought we didn't bring our brand that day...we did and it wasn't up to the standard required.

    So then we didn't address the real issues over the off season.

    We thought May was the last piece of the puzzle and we were wrong.

    We expected a natural progression forward and again we were wrong.

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