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What a [censored] pathetic response mfc, you have lost me and my family.

 

Is Brian Royal coaching the backline now?

 

TMac down back, throw Oscar forward..

Good thing we traded 3 first rounders to fix up the backline.


May have saved our worst quarter for now and that's saying something. I've seen junior footy games more organised than this. Everyone hunting the ball.

Disgusting Putrid F’n brain dead backline. 

Lets a spud like McKernan get 2 goals. The back coach must be sacked immediately 

 

This is a coaching effort at this stage. Winning too much of the ball and far too inefficient. Structurally and defensively we are pathetic. 

Two prime time night matches in the first three weeks of the season and we're playing the worst football in the league.

Mutch is done for the night so they are one down already. Won't matter when they are 10 goals up, but still.


3 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I simply cannot get over how putrid we have become.

Correct.  This is a bad dream.  essendon skills so much better     Give me bloody strength     almost unwatchable.  

Interesting how, when under intense media pressure we are the one team who can be relied on NOT to respond.

Go Dees.

fmd

 

Very very average.

Defense is putrid.

There isn't as much bombing forward but still the delivery is abominable.

Get your act together Demons!

shocking by us and the umps 

 

 


1 minute ago, Beetle said:

Thank god Goodwin signed for four more years.

I was thinking that   maybe a bad thought but.......

Just now, leucopogon said:

Is Brian Royal coaching the backline now?

Hes just horrible isnt he..........

what the [censored] is going with these [censored], goody do something for [censored] sakes.

Edited by Win4theAges

What is this unstructured garbage leaving free Essendon players everywhere...???


I’m shocked at how bad we are.

Genuinely cant believe it.

Mekernen ran straight past the pack and bumped gawn to stop his run at the pack, play on, essendon goal, this is terrible by us and cant see the team turning this around this game while umpire calls are causing more score board pressure. We're [censored], but the umpiring is so far beyond [censored] it hurts watching. We've even been screwed with advantage, not allowed when in play for us, ball had almost stopped and play had halted, essendon goal.

 

And the reaction from the players is? I will not be able to leave the house for a whole year if the Bombers win.

 

We look slow.

We can’t tackle.

We fumble.

We constantly overrun the ball on the ground.

We can’t hit targets.

We don’t know how to crumb.

We can’t break tackles.

We have no structure.

We have zero accountability.


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