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Big news story brewing down the Nepean Highway. Not a good look and potentially season de-railing.

 

More season derailing than an 80 point loss in Round 2?

They're 2 and 0. I'd give my right nut for that.

Like what?

 

???


I’ve just come back from RSEA Park Moorabbin where the SMJFL was holding its 2019 season launch. One of the panel guests was Saints CEO Matt Finnis and he looked very contented with his team sitting 2 - 0. 

This “news” would have to be pretty big if it’s going to derail their season.

The huge news is that they are 2-0 and we are 0-2.

I think I might know but have done a SGT SCHULTZ through potential legals.

If its what I think it is it might well be the biggest story of the year! 

 
12 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Big news story brewing down the Nepean Highway. Not a good look and potentially season de-railing.

Are you in a position to elaborate?

Their new sponsor is Donald Trump. He thought it would fast track him to sainthood 


Paddy McCartin retires?

Its not a whatsapp message getting around is it? Just a dumb guy saying dumb things when hes already done dumb things and shows more about him then her.

They are going to copy our game style - that could bring them unstuck 


8 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Dean Kent criticised the person who tossed the coin

 

What a Kent.

Could you keep it quiet until just before round 5?

54 minutes ago, scarlett said:

Its not a whatsapp message getting around is it? Just a dumb guy saying dumb things when hes already done dumb things and shows more about him then her.

Does this have anything to do with Nathan Buckley?


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1 hour ago, Wiseblood said:

Are you in a position to elaborate?

Sorry Wisey . . . legals and all that.

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1 hour ago, picket fence said:

I think I might know but have done a SGT SCHULTZ through potential legals.

If its what I think it is it might well be the biggest story of the year! 

Sounds like you might be on to it PF (as usual). My sauce has been reliable in the past. If it's true . . . easily the biggest story of the year. 

 
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