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Midfield overated. 

 
 

Where the [censored] is Viney? Your a Captain ffs!

Viney is strangely quiet


They're being very physical on Max, jumping into him at every opportunity, knees and boots first.

Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

Where the [censored] is Viney? Your a Captain ffs!

You're in fine form today, dazzle.  We're two quarters into a new season and you've already burst a few blood vessels.

 

Lucky to be only 3 points down we couldn’t have played any worse, if goody can’t turn this around we are in trouble port are still at $2.95 just rediculous odds 


Viney looks well underdone. Gawn looks cooked halfway into the first game. Petracca, Spargo and Hunt are struggling to get involved. 

We’re missing too many kicks, including inside 50, and when we turn it over they have too much space and too much marking power (anyone who didn’t already appreciate how badly we need May should know by now). And we’re too slow (by foot but mainly with decision making) when trying to get it out of the backline. 

The first 15 minutes looked excellent so if we get back to that faster, more direct football then we should be able to improve and regain the lead, but if we stay doing what we did that quarter then we will lose and lose poorly. 

Preuss needs to come in to support max. Port are just getting into him, niggling him, even the young players are. 

 

Just now, Demonised said:

They're being very physical on Max, jumping into him at every opportunity, knees and boots first.

Yes - even their first year players are mouthing off at him. 

Just now, Demonised said:

They're being very physical on Max, jumping into him at every opportunity, knees and boots first.

No surprise, Lycett did it in the preliminary final with great succcess.


Just now, Die Hard Demon said:

what did he say ?

Just his usual crap. “The working class boys are dishing it up to the silvertails!”

Just now, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Good summation 

We're too slow and disposal is sloppy...

so did the pies last night. skills will be sub par round 1. 

12 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

[censored] pathetic Melbourne! Nothing has changed over the summer!

We are so slow and have gone into survival mode.

They did release that video.

Lol... welcome back to GameDay Demonlanders


Way too quiet for too long. Lull periods are going to happen I get it, but this is the area that must improve. We seem to have to be bang on with contested ball all the time.

how good is the fritter ,closest thing i have ever seen to bobby

Seen this several times before during last season. Kick the for first three goals quickly then fall to pieces.

 

Too little from too few. Thanks May for being an idiot and not out there. Fritter, all class and Corey Wagner a pleasant surprise. Hunt is hopeless. Weid is on the Weed.


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