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Rance's knee - ouch.

1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

Rance knee. After a falcon mark attempt

426....

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2 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Great watching Dusty get caught

I want to see that again in slow motion. The defender timed it perfectly on the running bounce

Sorry but im not devastated to see Rance hurt his knee. I bet its not a knee reconstruction because it's Rance but if it was some young kid it would have been.

Anyway the Carlton forward line know they won't have him coming in as 3rd man up. They just have to be smarter with usage in there 50. They are still in this and just have to believe.ย 

Players have worked out how to tackle Dusty nowย 

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1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Sorry but im not devastated to see Rance hurt his knee. I bet its not a knee reconstruction because it's Rance but if it was some young kid it would have been.

Anyway the Carlton forward line know they won't have him coming in as 3rd man up. They just have to be smarter with usage in there 50. They are still in this and just have to believe.ย 

Hope they win by a point

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4 minutes ago, TheCurseisBroken said:

Gee Higgins looks pretty dim. Decent player though

Yep, he's definitely one out of the James Frawley Academic Factory.

We could use him as our forward crumber though.

Is it just me? But I'm not ready for the season to start. I'll be ready tomorrow. I don't like Thursday night football at the best of times (except on the Thursday before a public holiday, such as Good Friday or ANZAC Day) but starting the season on a Thursday night just feels wrong. Insufficient build up, people having to go to work or school tomorrow, etc. I just think it's the wrong day of the week (irrespective of the teams playing).


My poor heart is broken: Rance has hurt his knee. Means he won'tย be able to maim people with it for a while. Or maybe he thought it was Bollywood and he'd pose hurt for the cameras. Wouldn't put it past him. I hate him with great passion.


2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Lynch not far behind.ย 

First game in some time? Heโ€™ll be โ€œokโ€ if he doesnโ€™t get โ€œinjuredโ€ for weeks at a time like at the Suns


I reckon its bad........He said initial signs not good....players all going to him after the game. Looked a lot like Levers.

Feel for any player with that injury.

1 hour ago, Hobson said:

Your predictions are irrelevant whether the game has started or not, who cares.

Your team Carlton is rubbish and it was great to see them beaten once again in prime time.ย 

CFC Bigfooty is over there ----------------------------------------------->

7 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Bruce loves pumping up Carlton.ย 

I managed to find ABC GRANDSTAND which tonight was right in time with the game, so avoided Broooce (after the first few minutes). ย 

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Onceย Tom Lynch finds his mojoย he will be a super star. That is, assuming he can stay on the park

19 minutes ago, ignition. said:

Charlie Curnow is the league's most overrated player.

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No he is not. That piece of shizen who plays FF at Geelong is.


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