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3 things I did waiting for footy to return


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1. Refurbished one of my eskys to make it much more efficient

2. Learnt how to play Finska and had a lot of fun and beers playing it.

3. Booked our honeymoon to Greece for later in the year, and then later realised it's during the freaking finals. Fmd how could I stuff that up!!! 

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1. Spent two weeks in Taiwan and, among other things, did a presentation about Australia to a bunch of kids studying English in a public high school

2. Drove from Sydney to Melbourne via the coastal route down the Princes Highway and spent a couple of weeks catching up with friends.

3. Took my son to Tokyo for a couple of weeks and wandered around taking photographs and eating.

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Uncle @Bitter but optimistic I'm sure you could show these normies a thing or two on how to spend an off season.

1) Ran a full marathon (in October) and a half last week

2) Read both the Great Gatsby and the Brothers Karamazov

3) Started a biological course offered by MIT which I had to drop out from due to work 

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Overall, despite the numerous engagements and holidays overseas, the births of children and dabbles into viewing other sports.. 

 

.. we’ve all terribly missed the mighty dees!!!

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 Watched   highlight  of MFC  replays of the finals and  H&H winning games and bagged the umpires for ripping     us off.

 2. Demonland  to keep me sane. Sometimes sane.

 3.  Curse the  **@#**#*  hot weather!

  Is it Saturday 23rd of March yet ?

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8 hours ago, Hillary Bray said:

Uncle @Bitter but optimistic I'm sure you could show these normies a thing or two on how to spend an off season.

1) Ran a full marathon (in October) and a half last week

2) Read both the Great Gatsby and the Brothers Karamazov

3) Started a biological course offered by MIT which I had to drop out from due to work 

Quite the summer! Started as an high achiever and ended as a college dropout ?  ?

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1 hour ago, DubDee said:

Quite the summer! Started as an high achiever and ended as a college dropout ?  ?

Winter where I am Dub Dee.

I'm going to retake that (or another) course once work quitens down.

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10 hours ago, Redbeard said:

1. Refurbished one of my eskys to make it much more efficient

2. Learnt how to play Finska and had a lot of fun and beers playing it.

3. Booked our honeymoon to Greece for later in the year, and then later realised it's during the freaking finals. Fmd how could I stuff that up!!! 

@Redbeard- congrats on the nuptials - i guess it;s the  legacy of being [censored] for a decade....

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1. Welcomed a beautiful baby girl (our first) into the world.
(Seems there might have been a few new additions for Demonlanders over the pre/post season?)

2. Avoided work at all costs and managed to get away with it (so far).

3. Made a real effort but struggled to enjoy the cricket this Summer.

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3 hours ago, willmoy said:

Woke up.

Watched Snooker.

Made love.

Went to sleep.      One is a lie

Tricky one but I’m pretty sure people who watch snooker don’t get laid. So I reckon you didn’t watch snooker. 

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3 hours ago, old dee said:

So how was the snooker?

Good OD. Australian bloke won the Welsh Open. And i must admit i liked the speed game.... i"ll work harder on my riddle game

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9 hours ago, Emerald said:

1. Got a nasty spider bite

2. Car broke down on a 38° day

3. Got a new manager at work who is a [censored] [censored]

Hurry up footy season.

Sounds like some mediation was in order!

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23 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:
23 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:
  23 hours ago, Smokey said:

1. Had my first child

2. Changed nappies 

3. Didn’t get much sleep

Advice from here on in: relax and enjoy, these are the good times. It's all downhill from here......

 

 

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Membership should go through the roof with all these babies being born! 

very impressed that you all timed it so well for the births to be in the off season. Can only imagine the logistics involved!

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