If we beat the Eagles in the prelim I will ...

[faultydet 7,594]

5 hours ago, ding said:

Rain on everyones parade by reminding them that we lost this year to the team who we meet in the grannie. Also add that you are in for a sad day watching us inevitably lose a GF.

 

 

 

 

 

lol nah im going on a bender...........

You'll do both.

Sad sack

[Willmoy1947 4,088]

Make out my Will, give it to my wife, come down to Melb with one of my sons then after the Game sleep in the Park out the front of The Bayview in Cecil St Sth Melb, because all me old mates will probably be dead.

[pineapple dee 2,892]

2 hours ago, danielE288 said:

Drop about a grand at the Burswood.

I'm gonna drop a grand at Burwood. 

[Biffen 12,943]

10 minutes ago, willmoy said:

Make out my Will, give it to my wife, come down to Melb with one of my sons then after the Game sleep in the Park out the front of The Bayview in Cecil St Sth Melb, because all me old mates will probably be dead.

Should auld acquaintance ......

Might just meet you there.

Sounds great.

[george_on_the_outer 7,591]

17 hours ago, Demonland said:

I'll be buying drinks for any Life or Annual Members of Demonland as well as any Freo supporters wearing Demon's guernseys.

...still waiting for the photos of the last time in Perth...

[old55 23,573]

If we beat WC it will get very real. 

I went in 1988 and 2000 but we were really no chance in either and that's the way it panned out.

If we can win this week we can definitely win the GF, I think degree of difficulty is about equal.

[ManDee 7,148]

12 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I shall have drunken but consensual sex immediately post game.

 

And watch the replay later

Do you have to get your hand drunk?

 

And do you record all your self abuse sessions?

 

Edited September 18, 2018 by ManDee

[Cards13 9,117]

16 hours ago, Jaded said:

138

137 of them looking for barcodes

How many supporters from West Coast or am I too cynical. 

[Wrecker45 3,378]

We beat West Coast and I'll declare I'm getting a Max Gawn tattoo on my bum if we win the premiership.

If it's good enough for Nathan Jones it is good enough for me.

[leucopogon 1,519]

Fear for my safety and that of my 2 kids on the walk back from Optus Stadium to the car.

[BenJamin on Deesy St 805]

High up in the stands of Optus Stadium, I will shed a tear and hug - as if my life depended on it - my 8 year old daughter, who in her lifetime has almost single-handedly re-kindled my enthusiasm/interest in footy and love of MFC, and treat myself (and my brother) to my first beer at a Melb game in 8 years.

[Engorged Onion 10,215]

6 minutes ago, Ben E said:

High up in the stands of Optus Stadium, I will shed a tear and hug - as if my life depended on it - my 8 year old daughter, who in her lifetime has almost single-handedly re-kindled my enthusiasm/interest in footy and love of MFC, and treat myself (and my brother) to my first beer at a Melb game in 8 years.

you've been doing the last 8 years sober?  masochist

[deebug 1,754]

Will scare the s#$% out of every one in my street, i will be yelling my lungs out.

[daisycutter 29,616]

treat myself to a new flashy cheese platter board

[BenJamin on Deesy St 805]

7 minutes ago, Danelska said:

you've been doing the last 8 years sober?  masochist

Damn right!!

(I do like a beer, don’t get me wrong, but haven’t indulged at Melb games since taking the kids there.)

[Jaded No More 68,915]

10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

treat myself to a new flashy cheese platter board

I’m saving up for the premiership cheese board edition. 

[CityDee 738]

Run around my lounge room jump for joy and look ahead to next week after copius jack daniels and dry.

[Salems Lot 2,535]

Check my bank balance (I promised my son that I would buy him the lego death star if we win a premiership!) (I also promised him I would get a tattoo!)

[Wrecker45 3,378]

21 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I shall have drunken but consensual sex immediately post game.

 

And watch the replay later

Solo or with a partner?

i wouldn’t normally ask but you strike me as someone who could  do non-consensual in your own company.

[Dee Zephyr 19,267]

Log in to the bank app every 2 minutes to make sure the funds are still in there for the GF. I’d say most of us will be doing it.

[DEE fence 5,015]

Almost in tears reading this thread, is incredible how much we weave the fate and fortune of the club into our own lives to mark significant and very personal events, feel very close to all of you. I will be going batsh1t crazy here in Rome. We have our daughter due next Monday and in my mind the good fortune of expecting a healthy daughter is linked to how thehr club is going. And i know how objectively stupid that sounds, I'm even reconsidering the name should we salute in the GF.

[BenJamin on Deesy St 805]

4 minutes ago, DaisyDeeciple said:

Almost in tears reading this thread, is incredible how much we weave the fate and fortune of the club into our own lives to mark significant and very personal events, feel very close to all of you. I will be going batsh1t crazy here in Rome. We have our daughter due next Monday and in my mind the good fortune of expecting a healthy daughter is linked to how thehr club is going. And i know how objectively stupid that sounds, I'm even reconsidering the name should we salute in the GF.

The name Clarrie Olivia has a certain ring to it! All the best for next week - exciting and life-changing on all fronts

[Graeme Yeats' Mullet 6,775]

On 9/18/2018 at 4:39 PM, Demon Disciple said:

Truly start to believe

Don't get ahead of yourself!

[DEE fence 5,015]

8 minutes ago, Ben E said:

The name Clarrie Olivia has a certain ring to it! All the best for next week - exciting and life-changing on all fronts

Thank you-My partner is Olivia so got that covered already

[daisycutter 29,616]

1 hour ago, DaisyDeeciple said:

Almost in tears reading this thread, is incredible how much we weave the fate and fortune of the club into our own lives to mark significant and very personal events, feel very close to all of you. I will be going batsh1t crazy here in Rome. We have our daughter due next Monday and in my mind the good fortune of expecting a healthy daughter is linked to how thehr club is going. And i know how objectively stupid that sounds, I'm even reconsidering the name should we salute in the GF.

jaqui maxine?