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5 hours ago, ding said:

Rain on everyones parade by reminding them that we lost this year to the team who we meet in the grannie. Also add that you are in for a sad day watching us inevitably lose a GF.

 

 

 

 

 

lol nah im going on a bender...........

You'll do both.

Sad sack

 

Make out my Will, give it to my wife, come down to Melb with one of my sons then after the Game sleep in the Park out the front of The Bayview in Cecil St Sth Melb, because all me old mates will probably be dead.

2 hours ago, danielE288 said:

Drop about a grand at the Burswood.

I'm gonna drop a grand at Burwood. 

 
10 minutes ago, willmoy said:

Make out my Will, give it to my wife, come down to Melb with one of my sons then after the Game sleep in the Park out the front of The Bayview in Cecil St Sth Melb, because all me old mates will probably be dead.

Should auld acquaintance ......

Might just meet you there.

Sounds great.


If we beat WC it will get very real. 

I went in 1988 and 2000 but we were really no chance in either and that's the way it panned out.

If we can win this week we can definitely win the GF, I think degree of difficulty is about equal.

12 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I shall have drunken but consensual sex immediately post game.

 

And watch the replay later

Do you have to get your hand drunk?

 

And do you record all your self abuse sessions?

 

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16 hours ago, Jaded said:

138

137 of them looking for barcodes

How many supporters from West Coast or am I too cynical. 

 

We beat West Coast and I'll declare I'm getting a Max Gawn tattoo on my bum if we win the premiership.

If it's good enough for Nathan Jones it is good enough for me.

Fear for my safety and that of my 2 kids on the walk back from Optus Stadium to the car.


High up in the stands of Optus Stadium, I will shed a tear and hug - as if my life depended on it - my 8 year old daughter, who in her lifetime has almost single-handedly re-kindled my enthusiasm/interest in footy and love of MFC, and treat myself (and my brother) to my first beer at a Melb game in 8 years.

6 minutes ago, Ben E said:

High up in the stands of Optus Stadium, I will shed a tear and hug - as if my life depended on it - my 8 year old daughter, who in her lifetime has almost single-handedly re-kindled my enthusiasm/interest in footy and love of MFC, and treat myself (and my brother) to my first beer at a Melb game in 8 years.

you've been doing the last 8 years sober?  masochist

7 minutes ago, Danelska said:

you've been doing the last 8 years sober?  masochist

Damn right!!

(I do like a beer, don’t get me wrong, but haven’t indulged at Melb games since taking the kids there.)


10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

treat myself to a new flashy cheese platter board

I’m saving up for the premiership cheese board edition. 

Run around my lounge room jump for joy and look ahead to next week after copius jack daniels and dry.

Check my bank balance (I promised my son that I would buy him the lego death star if we win a premiership!) (I also promised him I would get a tattoo!)

21 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I shall have drunken but consensual sex immediately post game.

 

And watch the replay later

Solo or with a partner?

i wouldn’t normally ask but you strike me as someone who could  do non-consensual in your own company.

Log in to the bank app every 2 minutes to make sure the funds are still in there for the GF. I’d say most of us will be doing it.


Almost in tears reading this thread, is incredible how much we weave the fate and fortune of the club into our own lives to mark significant and very personal events, feel very close to all of you. I will be going batsh1t crazy here in Rome. We have our daughter due next Monday and in my mind the good fortune of expecting a healthy daughter is linked to how thehr club is going. And i know how objectively stupid that sounds, I'm even reconsidering the name should we salute in the GF.

4 minutes ago, DaisyDeeciple said:

Almost in tears reading this thread, is incredible how much we weave the fate and fortune of the club into our own lives to mark significant and very personal events, feel very close to all of you. I will be going batsh1t crazy here in Rome. We have our daughter due next Monday and in my mind the good fortune of expecting a healthy daughter is linked to how thehr club is going. And i know how objectively stupid that sounds, I'm even reconsidering the name should we salute in the GF.

The name Clarrie Olivia has a certain ring to it! All the best for next week - exciting and life-changing on all fronts

 
8 minutes ago, Ben E said:

The name Clarrie Olivia has a certain ring to it! All the best for next week - exciting and life-changing on all fronts

Thank you-My partner is Olivia so got that covered already

1 hour ago, DaisyDeeciple said:

Almost in tears reading this thread, is incredible how much we weave the fate and fortune of the club into our own lives to mark significant and very personal events, feel very close to all of you. I will be going batsh1t crazy here in Rome. We have our daughter due next Monday and in my mind the good fortune of expecting a healthy daughter is linked to how thehr club is going. And i know how objectively stupid that sounds, I'm even reconsidering the name should we salute in the GF.

jaqui maxine?


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