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If we beat Meth Coast I will ...

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Swallow my pride and overlook his wastefulness during the year by describing Tyson’s game as:

prolific, and valuable

 

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    4 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Swallow my pride and overlook his wastefulness during the year by describing Tyson’s game as:

    prolific, and valuable

     

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    Say this would be the greatest win since the 2000 final against Carlton.

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    talk ad nauseum about ground dimensions and how we play better on narrower grounds. Then find some stats on our win loss percentage based on grounds 5/10/15/20m narrower than the G, then request we play all our home games at Adelaide oval as we love that ground

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    Possibly pay next years Membership. 

    The email is waiting

    and have a BIG night in Bangkok

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    23 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Possibly pay next years Membership. 

    The email is waiting

    and have a BIG night in Bangkok

    But will your night be able to stack up to this?!

     

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    34 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    But will your night be able to stack up to this?!

     

    Tough call. Murray had balls of steel obviously

    i have a week to go...!

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    Get my wife to join Demonland so she can PM me our weekly plans. 

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    Start planning finals attendances and clear September early October for the next 6 years . 

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    10 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    On the inside or outside? 

    If we win by 40+ inside anything under that outside 

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    Will not be collecting the 60 odd in cash I'm expecting as I'm plonking 100 on Wet Toast. Gladly lose the money for a win this week. Depending on odds I'll be doing the same next week. C'mon Ds STFU and take my money.

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    Who's game enough to select Melbourne in their footy tipping this week ?? ???

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    1 minute ago, beelzebub said:

    Who's game enough to select Melbourne in their footy tipping this week ??

    Game or stupid? I'm game. (Probably stupid too.)

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    52 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Who's game enough to select Melbourne in their footy tipping this week ?? ???

    I never tip against them.

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    56 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Who's game enough to select Melbourne in their footy tipping this week ?? ???

    I will. I'm 7 behind the leader so gotta go all out now, might even pick Freo as well.

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    Cry like a baby because I will be able to watch my boys play in September. I will then be collecting all the bets I made at the start of the year with mates who said Melbourne were no chance to make finals.

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    I'm feeling more optimistic about this every hour that passes. I really like our chances of causing an upset by a considerable margin.

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    1 hour ago, layzie said:

    I will. I'm 7 behind the leader so gotta go all out now, might even pick Freo as well.

    Where is the leader board. i never looked for it.?

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    9 minutes ago, DV8 said:

    Where is the leader board. i never looked for it.?

    Oh this is just my local gym tipping comp! :)

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    24 minutes ago, McQueen said:

    I'm feeling more optimistic about this every hour that passes. I really like our chances of causing an upset by a considerable margin.

    I feel like that every week after a loss. By Friday I'm busting with optimism irrespective of what happened in the previous game.

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