Should Jack Viney consider amputating his toe for the team?

[La Dee-vina Comedia 17,074]

12 hours ago, MurDoc516 said:

His little toe is still as important for balance as the other toes.

Finger is very different to a toe

Your name and insightful comments tell me you're a real doctor. Or perhaps a professional MurDerer specialising in executions starting with the feet and working your way up. If it's the former you're welcome to work at the MFC; if the latter, I'd like to offer you a job at Richmond.

[MurDoc516 1,529]

11 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Your name and insightful comments tell me you're a real doctor. Or perhaps a professional MurDerer specialising in executions starting with the feet and working your way up. If it's the former you're welcome to work at the MFC; if the latter, I'd like to offer you a job at Richmond.

I'm Batman.

Edited July 31, 2018 by MurDoc516

[La Dee-vina Comedia 17,074]

28 minutes ago, MurDoc516 said:

I'm Batman.

Apologies. My mistake.

[DV8 2,271]

12 hours ago, demonstone said:

He wouldn't be able to walk for a while.   Might need a toe truck.  #dad

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https://thefoothealthclinic.com/index.php/patient-information/toe-amputations

[ProperDee 1,698]

Viney's foot is the issue I believe. Not just a toe.

[jnrmac 20,309]

I wonder how long before this appears in the media "Dee fans want Viney to chop off his toe"

[deebug 1,754]

WTF No he should not do such a thing.

[H_T 3,049]

16 hours ago, MurDoc516 said:

Finger is very different to a toe

So it is!

[SFebes 4,884]

Toe be fair, I'd prefer he kept it.

[daisycutter 29,919]

5 minutes ago, MSFebey said:

Toe be fair, I'd prefer he kept it.

pickled in a jar? that can be organised but it would be his preference not yours ?

[SFebes 4,884]

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

pickled in a jar? that can be organised but it would be his preference not yours ?

That's crook Dr.Lector.

[Supermercado 2,802]

15 hours ago, Demonland said:

@Supermercado and I mentioned this weeks ago on the Demonland Podcast. In fact toe injuries are such an epidemic at the MFC that we suggested pre-emptive amputations to all players toes as a precaution. 

Anyway the point is we haven't had a new toe injury since. You're welcome 

The AFL should consider cutting off the toes of some NEAFL players so we can test if this would be effective.

[old55 23,848]

Some here would then be advocating:

Out: Tyson
In: Viney's toe

[Demonland 73,889]

10 minutes ago, Supermercado said:

The AFL should consider cutting off the toes of some NEAFL players so we can test if this would be effective.

I assume this suggestion is only for teams not in finals contention.

[Robbie57 2,041]

Ridiculous suggestion, it would create more problems in his foot than it would solve. However a bionic foot might be an option, amputating his whole foot and replacing it must only be 4 to 6. 

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2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

pickled in a jar? that can be organised but it would be his preference not yours ?

No, don't pickle it.  Freeze it !...   contact Stephen Dank. 

He might be able 'to clone', from it ?

 

[DV8 2,271]

2 hours ago, Fifty-5 said:

Some here would then be advocating:

Out: Tyson
In: Viney's toe

There's something 'Fishy' about a sneaking wandering toe.

[layzie 34,403]

Maybe he can lend Milkshakes his hammy while he's not using it instead.

[Flemo56 409]

Very amusing thread ?

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22 hours ago, MurDoc516 said:

His little toe is still as important for balance as the other toes.

Finger is very different to a toe

OH!  try telling that to Beamer !

[Nasher 33,617]

7 hours ago, ProperDee said:

Viney's foot is the issue I believe. Not just a toe.

Just amputate the whole foot then. For the team.

[Chook 15,023]

1 hour ago, Nasher said:

Just amputate the whole foot then. For the team.

"Peg-leg Jack" would be a good name for the captain of a pirate ship.

[monoccular 17,700]

9 hours ago, ProperDee said:

Viney's foot is the issue I believe. Not just a toe.

Then how about amuitating the whole foot - and giving him an Oscar Pistorius (?sp) spring foot (but keep him away from guns at home at night)?

[Biffen 12,949]

I can get the job done with bolt cutters but young jack doesn't actually owe me money so somebody will have to stump up the surgery costs.

Stump up...

Sometimes even I'm amazed at how funny i am.

 

[picket fence 18,070]

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I think in all seriousness that Jack Vineys Career is at the crossroads

Will not play again this year. Put ur house on it 

In serious Strife!! IMO