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12 hours ago, MurDoc516 said:

His little toe is still as important for balance as the other toes.

Finger is very different to a toe

Your name and insightful comments tell me you're a real doctor. Or perhaps a professional MurDerer specialising in executions starting with the feet and working your way up. If it's the former you're welcome to work at the MFC; if the latter, I'd like to offer you a job at Richmond.

 
11 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Your name and insightful comments tell me you're a real doctor. Or perhaps a professional MurDerer specialising in executions starting with the feet and working your way up. If it's the former you're welcome to work at the MFC; if the latter, I'd like to offer you a job at Richmond.

I'm Batman.

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Viney's foot is the issue I believe. Not just a toe.


I wonder how long before this appears in the media "Dee fans want Viney to chop off his toe"

16 hours ago, MurDoc516 said:

Finger is very different to a toe

So it is!

 
5 minutes ago, MSFebey said:

Toe be fair, I'd prefer he kept it.

pickled in a jar? that can be organised but it would be his preference not yours ?


1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

pickled in a jar? that can be organised but it would be his preference not yours ?

That's crook Dr.Lector.

15 hours ago, Demonland said:

@Supermercado and I mentioned this weeks ago on the Demonland Podcast. In fact toe injuries are such an epidemic at the MFC that we suggested pre-emptive amputations to all players toes as a precaution. 

Anyway the point is we haven't had a new toe injury since. You're welcome 

The AFL should consider cutting off the toes of some NEAFL players so we can test if this would be effective.

Some here would then be advocating:

Out: Tyson
In: Viney's toe

Ridiculous suggestion, it would create more problems in his foot than it would solve. However a bionic foot might be an option, amputating his whole foot and replacing it must only be 4 to 6. 


2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

pickled in a jar? that can be organised but it would be his preference not yours ?

No, don't pickle it.  Freeze it !...   contact Stephen Dank. 

He might be able 'to clone', from it ?

 

2 hours ago, Fifty-5 said:

Some here would then be advocating:

Out: Tyson
In: Viney's toe

There's something 'Fishy' about a sneaking wandering toe.

Very amusing thread ?

22 hours ago, MurDoc516 said:

His little toe is still as important for balance as the other toes.

Finger is very different to a toe

OH!  try telling that to Beamer !


1 hour ago, Nasher said:

Just amputate the whole foot then. For the team.

"Peg-leg Jack" would be a good name for the captain of a pirate ship.

9 hours ago, ProperDee said:

Viney's foot is the issue I believe. Not just a toe.

Then how about amuitating the whole foot - and giving him an Oscar Pistorius (?sp) spring foot (but keep him away from guns at home at night)?

 

I can get the job done with bolt cutters but young jack doesn't actually owe me money so somebody will have to stump up the surgery costs.

Stump up...

Sometimes even I'm amazed at how funny i am.

 

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I think in all seriousness that Jack Vineys Career is at the crossroads

Will not play again this year. Put ur house on it 

In serious Strife!! IMO


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