Demonland New Member Meet and Greet

[Demonland 71,640]

There has been an influx of new members lately due to our increased presence on Social Media so I thought I would start a new thread for the new people to say hi and be warmly greeted by everyone.

So hello to all the new Demonland members. It's a great time to get on board and discuss the Dees with other Demon fans.

[Nasher 33,609]

Hello!

[Straight Sets Simon 23,113]

Just now, Nasher said:

Hello!

Get stuffed.

[Demonland 71,640]

Just now, Clint Bizkit said:

Get stuffed.

That's the spirit.

[Nasher 33,609]

2 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Get stuffed.

/kickban

[DistrACTION Jackson 8,680]

Are we planning a Demonland party after we win the flag this year?

[Nasher 33,609]

1 minute ago, Is Dom Is Good said:

Are we planning a Demonland party after we win the flag this year?

We're not allowed to win the flag this year. A mate of 20+ years has organised his wedding on Grand Final day. Who does that?!

[Guest]

What was it Uncle Bitter said again on the podcast about posters on 'Land?

[Demonland 71,640]

3 minutes ago, Nasher said:

We're not allowed to win the flag this year. A mate of 20+ years has organised his wedding on Grand Final day. Who does that?!

Obviously not a mate. We can talk about this on tonight's Demonland Podcast at 8:30pm *

* shameless plug

[Bitter but optimistic 22,222]

21 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

What was it Uncle Bitter said again on the podcast about posters on 'Land?

Mostly lunatics and perverts.

.............. and that's the better ones.

 

and then there's the lawyers.

Edited August 23, 2017 by Bitter but optimistic

[Rodney (Balls) Grinter 10,805]

6 minutes ago, Nasher said:

We're not allowed to win the flag this year. A mate of 20+ years has organised his wedding on Grand Final day. Who does that?!

Purposely oppted for a first WE in October wedding for that very reason a number of years ago (plus not wanting distracted guests).

This year our anerversary falls mid week closest to the GF WE.  Hawthorn supporting missus wants to have a WE away for the anerversary, so I stratically pushed back the WE away to the one after the GF.

[ManDee 7,127]

 

Please use correct punctuation and spelling. Do not at any time say anything negative about Jack Watts or Oscar Mac.

Do not critisise Saty. Respect your elders. And take every opportunity to take the [censored] out of anyone. Welcome newbies.

[Straight Sets Simon 23,113]

27 minutes ago, Nasher said:

We're not allowed to win the flag this year. A mate of 20+ years has organised his wedding on Grand Final day. Who does that?!

Only 20+ years?

[Satyriconhome 10,737]

21 minutes ago, ManDee said:

 

Please use correct punctuation and spelling. Do not at any time say anything negative about Jack Watts or Oscar Mac.

Do not critisise Saty. Respect your elders. And take every opportunity to take the [censored] out of anyone. Welcome newbies.

They can criticise all they like, I blithely ignore them, it is only entertainment after all, isn't it?

30 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Mostly lunatics and perverts.

.............. and that's the better ones.

 

and then there's the lawyers.

I could argue a case about the lawyer statement 

[binman 42,715]

30 minutes ago, ManDee said:

 

Please use correct punctuation and spelling. Do not at any time say anything negative about Jack Watts or Oscar Mac.

Do not critisise Saty. Respect your elders. And take every opportunity to take the [censored] out of anyone. Welcome newbies.

Are the bolded bits rules? If so they must be the most frequently broken rules in all of Christendom!

My suggestions?

1. Please provide some inkling of a source for any rumor, particularly in the upcoming trade season.
2. Feel free to use riddles
3. Rumors are fun. Don't hold back (but please refer to point 1)
4. If posting on a Changes threads, please make a distinction between who you think should be selected and/or dropped and who you think the match committee will actually pick and/or drop

Welcome all. 

Edited August 23, 2017 by binman

[rpfc 28,271]

Ummm, where are the new posters...

[DistrACTION Jackson 8,680]

49 minutes ago, Nasher said:

We're not allowed to win the flag this year. A mate of 20+ years has organised his wedding on Grand Final day. Who does that?!

Is he really worth keeping around as a friend?

[Wiseblood 24,637]

To all new posters - Jack Watts, Dom Tyson and Oscar McDonald are all revered here and you should never pot them, no matter what they do.

Welcome aboard. 

[JTR 2,846]

I've been lurking here for years so not a new member as such, but I've only started posting on a regular basis in the last few months, so I guess in that respect may appear to be new to all the forum vets.

So, erm...  Hi!

[P-man 13,366]

1 hour ago, Nasher said:

We're not allowed to win the flag this year. A mate of 20+ years has organised his wedding on Grand Final day. Who does that?!

I attended an 80th birthday party on GF day last year.

The plot twist is that it was in Melbourne. The party was held at a church so me and a select group of others conspired to duck out and watch the second half at the vicar's house next door.

By the time the final siren went, the select group had grown to 20 people crowded into his living room. 

We headed out after and got overly refreshed with many Bulldog fans. 

Don't consider it a lost cause. Just find an accomodating vicar.

Edited August 23, 2017 by P-man

[Deemented Are Go! 3,677]

@Demonland, What's the total number of members out of interest? Can you show how many have come on board in, say, the last month or two?

Thank you in advance!

[AzzKikA 2,371]

Lol, way to scare off the newbies guys.

[faultydet 7,594]

1 hour ago, Nasher said:

We're not allowed to win the flag this year. A mate of 20+ years has organised his wedding on Grand Final day. Who does that?!

Someone who has surrendered to the new missus prior to marriage.

Can only do further downhill from here.

 

New members always seem reluctant to post. Wonder why that is. Its only an anonymous online forum. No teeth here.

coooooeeeeee!

Hello hello hello hello hello.............

 

Nope, nothing. 

Edited August 23, 2017 by faultydet

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Mostly lunatics and perverts.

.............. and that's the better ones.

 

and then there's the lawyers.

And with that apt description, I welcome my fellow new posters.

[david_neitz_is_my_dad 4,083]

Hey all. You can Catch me on the second level in the southern stand around N12 for our home games.