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If (when) we beat Collingwood (and secure a finals spot) I will ...

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I'm going to make all my European housemates watch at least some of the match to show them the greatest game in the world! And wear my Melbourne Polo with pride!

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    Probably login to skyscanner/jetstar.com to see how much a flight is to Sydney. 

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    Get my butt ready for a good night of sitting somewhere to watch the final on TV when I realise I can't afford a flight 

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    Looking forward to the boys coming to Adelaide.

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    Stop continually checking the ladder midweek afraid we've fallen out.

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    Enjoy a stress-free Sunday and barrack for the Eagles, because I can.

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    2 hours ago, Wiseblood said:

    Ask for Stuie to be unbanned. 

    Or is that going too far?

    That guy is the biggest [censored], has been trolling online forums for years.

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    1 hour ago, At the break of Gawn said:

    Throughly enjoy my week's holiday in Bali. 

    I couldn't do it.

    you sit through a decade of turning up thinking just 1 win is like a premiership and I couldn't be away.for this.

    i've bought a 3 year old girl into the world over this time and she will be there with me and her grandparents and aunties watching what we haven't seen since the Daniher years, FINALS.

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    36 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

    I couldn't do it.

    you sit through a decade of turning up thinking just 1 win is like a premiership and I couldn't be away.for this.

    i've bought a 3 year old girl into the world over this time and she will be there with me and her grandparents and aunties watching what we haven't seen since the Daniher years, FINALS.

    That's why I planned it during the bye week. My partner still hasn't worked out why I picked that week. 

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    5 hours ago, danielE288 said:

    Probably login to skyscanner/jetstar.com to see how much a flight is to Sydney. 

     

    5 hours ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

    Hopefully be booking tickets for a Dees v Tigers elimination final.

     

    5 hours ago, Jibroni said:

    Looking forward to the boys coming to Adelaide.

    …still have absolutely no idea where we'll be playing our Elimination final.

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    Funny thing is that I will not be too excited.

    The relative success of the 90's and noughties (what a horrible word) has made me want a lot more than a mere finals appearance.

    Hopefully the team can really turn it on over the next few weeks but their performance of late has not been promising.......... Go Dees

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    2 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

     

    The relative success of the 90's and noughties (what a horrible word) has made me want a lot more than a mere finals appearance.

     

    We have had zero success, relative or otherwise.

    Since the AFL began in 1990, we have played in one Grand Final.  Even St.Kilda have played in four.

    It is a pitiful record, and we can thank Richmond for making it only the second most pitiful.

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    6 hours ago, Stevienic23 said:

    Need to renew my mcc membership a lot earlier than usual

    Me too.

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    be on level 3 at Myer highpoint wondering where that old Ticketmaster office now is and how to i buy finals tickets 

    ....and be utterly gobsmacked and curse Gill at the price since I haven't been to a finals game since 2002 . 

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