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JLT Round 1: Dogs at the Kennel

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Straight Sets Simon
Straight Sets Simon

Not sure, probably best to just break up with her.

Drunkn167
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I think* "wink wink" that we will be playing our best 22 for this first preseason game, so we won't see any of the fringe/younger players this weekend.

Bang Bang Bang
Bang Bang Bang

Having Jordan Lewis out there in the dying stages will do wonders when the real stuff begins. He was everywhere late.

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1 minute ago, Nasher said:

Brian Lake has absolutely no future as a boundary rider.  Hopeless.

Look to hearing him for the next 15 years.

I was literally just writing the exact same thing.

Surely he could just go and ask the Bulldogs what is wrong with Roughead?

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Just now, KingDingAling said:

"Neville Jetta would have claims at being in their best 18". FFS. Nev Jetta is nearly first picked. Does Dwayne Russell even watch these games?

He said it at the start and someone probably got in his ear because he has been trying to backtrack ever since.

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1 minute ago, KingDingAling said:

"Neville Jetta would have claims at being in their best 18". FFS. Nev Jetta is nearly first picked. Does Dwayne Russell even watch these games?

Not to be Captain Obvious, but Dwayne knows nothing, never has known anything, and is the epitome of the lazy ex-player commentator who does absolutely no work on their media game.

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dees189227   12,453

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3 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Brian Lake has absolutely no future as a boundary rider.  Hopeless.

Look to hearing him for the next 15 years.

It;s like when mmm got Jake King in to do special comments. My god could barely speak. That is what is so refreshing about the women's players. They speak so clearly and properly and dont sound stupid. 

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5 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Brian Lake has absolutely no future as a boundary rider.  Hopeless.

Look to hearing him for the next 15 years.

Unless it's with his wife. I'd watch that.

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Just now, Clint Bizkit said:

I'm struggling to leave Spencer out of the team for round 1 all of the sudden.

Pending of course that he gets a haircut and has a shave.

no way, loving the shaggy look.

but tending to agree with the rd 1 prospects.

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1 minute ago, Clint Bizkit said:

I'm struggling to leave Spencer out of the team for round 1 all of the sudden.

Pending of course that he gets a haircut and has a shave.

Image result for painter on netflix with the beard

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10 minutes ago, KingDingAling said:

Spencer looks good.

Viking ver 2.0

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Good to see Jesse kicking well. I think Goodwin was right the other night when he said how Jesse is settled now at Melbourne, he has signed on and had a good summer. 

Yes I know it's a practice match but I hope we can hang on. Makes it a good day at the family day tomorrow. 

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1 minute ago, KingDingAling said:

Brayshaw has elite balance. Similarities to Luke Parker.

Easy KDA.

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6 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Dean Kent is also best 18.

Bewildered as to why Healy hasn't corrected the great boofhead on that yet.

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