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THE BOMBERS' DOPING SAGA - THE FAT LADY SINGS

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4 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Just saw Dank at an inner north farmers market

What was he buying, magic mushrooms and calf's blood?

 
3 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

What was he buying, magic mushrooms and calf's blood?

Certainly wasn't on the hunt for some humble pie 

 
5 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Could there be a more fitting surname than 'Dank'?

Rank perhaps.

 

I know for a fact that Dank was interviewed by Customs (at Tulla) approx. a month before the 'blackest day' announcement. He had more than 15,000 messages on his phone. Some very notable persons among his contacts.

My mate (co-incidentally a Dons supporter) who gave me the info said Dank will never talk (a matter of life and death you could say).


16 minutes ago, M_9 said:

I know for a fact that Dank was interviewed by Customs (at Tulla) approx. a month before the 'blackest day' announcement. He had more than 15,000 messages on his phone. Some very notable persons among his contacts.

My mate (co-incidentally a Dons supporter) who gave me the info said Dank will never talk (a matter of life and death you could say).

Remember that ASADA only found out about Dank as they were tipped off by the Aus Crime Commission who were investigating organised crime and bikie gangs.

This guy Dank appeared on their radar and the trail led to Essendon. The rest is history. (The ACC had plenty on the drugs used at EFC but for legal reasons ASADA couldn't use it and had to start their investigation from scratch ... after the shredding machines got burnt out from over use.)

One day the ACC report may be tabled in parliament. I expect it will be eye opening.

The gunshots fired into Dank's house? Strangely reminiscent of warnings given by crime/bikie gangs to other crims ...

8 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Just saw Dank at an inner north farmers market. Wandering around talking loudly on a mobile bluetooth earpiece, spoiling the atmosphere for everyone else, as usual. Did a bit of eavesdropping, wasn't hard given the arrogant volume. All I can say is that if he were as free with documents as he is with loose banter on the phone we'd have more truth about the drug cheats

How's his broken nose?

 
4 minutes ago, FireInTheBelly said:

How's his broken nose?

Looked dishevelled, stubble and hair unkempt. Didn't recognise him, except the loud mouth voice was a giveaway. Probably touched the fruit and veg, which means they're no longer organic

1 hour ago, M_9 said:

I know for a fact that Dank was interviewed by Customs (at Tulla) approx. a month before the 'blackest day' announcement. He had more than 15,000 messages on his phone. Some very notable persons among his contacts.

My mate (co-incidentally a Dons supporter) who gave me the info said Dank will never talk (a matter of life and death you could say).

I am sure his records are stored off shore somewhere. 


The media still refers to it as the "supplements" regime... PC nonsense, doping cheating ignorami

Glad to see their leaders heppell and goddard kicking straight out on the full in sydney...nice !

10 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Looked dishevelled, stubble and hair unkempt. Didn't recognise him, except the loud mouth voice was a giveaway. Probably touched the fruit and veg, which means they're no longer organic

Magic! (I mean your reference to organics, not the mushrooms)

15 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Looked dishevelled, stubble and hair unkempt. Didn't recognise him, except the loud mouth voice was a giveaway. Probably touched the fruit and veg, which means they're no longer organic

You mean you didn't break his nose? Disappointed Moons!

15 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Remember that ASADA only found out about Dank as they were tipped off by the Aus Crime Commission who were investigating organised crime and bikie gangs.

This guy Dank appeared on their radar and the trail led to Essendon. The rest is history. (The ACC had plenty on the drugs used at EFC but for legal reasons ASADA couldn't use it and had to start their investigation from scratch ... after the shredding machines got burnt out from over use.)

One day the ACC report may be tabled in parliament. I expect it will be eye opening.

The gunshots fired into Dank's house? Strangely reminiscent of warnings given by crime/bikie gangs to other crims ...

Correct me if I`m wrong but didnt the drive-by take place just before a sporting event/speaking gig type deal that he was to spill some beans but later pulled out of?

Not much danger of him spilling the beans at a sportsmans night as he has threatened that umpteen times and never done it.

The kind of people who would fire shots into his house are not the kind to worry about what he'll say at a sportsmans night. they're more worried about what he'd say to cops, lawyers and govt investigators. Hence the gunshots. They're not into subtle.


On 10/08/2017 at 11:22 PM, willmoy said:

The danger here of course is the obvious imprimatur that it gives TWSNBN to go forward with the T(h) ird Resurrection. 

Just when WADA is putting their foot down harder on sport's world wide treasonous activities, we are putting our "home grown" up in lights. The Gil  Legacy is truly one of glorious mayhem........

The whole AFL are a disgrace on this - and the fish rots from the head. 

 

5 hours ago, FireInTheBelly said:

You mean you didn't break his nose? Disappointed Moons!

No need. As sure as night follows day, his day will come. In any event he has already destroyed himself personally and professionally.  

1 hour ago, hemingway said:

No need. As sure as night follows day, his day will come. In any event he has already destroyed himself personally and professionally.  

Can't happen soon enough H

7 hours ago, hemingway said:

No need. As sure as night follows day, his day will come. In any event he has already destroyed himself personally and professionally.  

But I still can't wait for the TV footage of him in a St Kilda motel with a 16 year old !

  • 3 weeks later...

2 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

Wonder if he'll turn up ? :rolleyes:

He's lodged multiple appeals before this point and not shown up. 

Hird is about to present the Norm Smith medal and the AFL are desperately hoping everyone has forgotten the saga and does not boo him.

Dank just put the whole thing front and center. 

Let the booing begin...

 

 

His lawyers and "legal advisors" are usually class acts. This could be very entertaining, assuming it even gets to the starting line.


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