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Posted
32 minutes ago, Scooter said:

When is this announced and when does Jobe find out about his brownlow?

the afl said they want to deal with this quickly, so expect sometime next year

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Posted

Great to see good people present this sacrilegious breach of our game in laymen's terms so that even the mediocre Media and the awful AFL can even understand the extent of their failings and do their penances.

Posted
3 hours ago, Scooter said:

When is this announced and when does Jobe find out about his brownlow?

2:17am Christmas morning

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Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, willmoy said:

Great to see good people present this sacrilegious breach of our game in laymen's terms so that even the mediocre Media and the awful AFL can even understand the extent of their failings and do their penances.

Sorry to query you, but do you seriously think that the AFL will understand, or if they did, admit to, their failings? Or do any penance?  

Like so many powerful people in powerful institutions, their power has corrupted them and they will just bully their way through life, pandering to and promoting  the rich and famous regardless of truth or justice. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, monoccular said:

Sorry to query you, but do you seriously think that the AFL will understand, or if they did, admit to, their failings? Or do any penance?  

Like so many powerful people in powerful institutions, their power has corrupted them and they will just bully their way through life, pandering to and promoting  the rich and famous regardless of truth or justice. 

Most posters know why i present "carry on" here to the attention of posters and "sundry". I agree that it is most likely fruitless but hopefully the Game will become better if  ironically players become ill. How sad for us all.

 

Posted
12 hours ago, willmoy said:

Most posters know why i present "carry on" here to the attention of posters and "sundry". I agree that it is most likely fruitless but hopefully the Game will become better if  ironically players become ill. How sad for us all.

 

I have read this several times and I have no idea what you are trying to say.

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Posted
14 hours ago, willmoy said:

Most posters know why i present "carry on" here to the attention of posters and "sundry". I agree that it is most likely fruitless but hopefully the Game will become better if  ironically players become ill. How sad for us all.

 

 

1 hour ago, ManDee said:

I have read this several times and I have no idea what you are trying to say.

ManDee - so I needn't feel stupid for not understanding this then?  Ruddesque on the waffle meter. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, ManDee said:

I have read this several times and I have no idea what you are trying to say.

i think he is saying no-one (afl) will do much (sadly) until some ped user gets a serious illness as a result of usage

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Posted
4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i think he is saying no-one (afl) will do much (sadly) until some ped user gets a serious illness as a result of usage

Really!

I tried google translate via Spanish and this is googles take.

Most of the posters know why this "move" here to the attention of the posters and "strange". I agree that the most likely less fruit but hopefully the game will be better players if ironically sick. How sad for all of us.
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Posted
30 minutes ago, ManDee said:

Really!

I tried google translate via Spanish and this is googles take.


Most of the posters know why this "move" here to the attention of the posters and "strange". I agree that the most likely less fruit but hopefully the game will be better players if ironically sick. How sad for all of us.

Well that makes about as much sense, certainly no less sense, than the original. 

Or for that matter this:

معظم الملصقات أعرف لماذا هذا "التحرك" هنا انتباه الملصقات و "غريب" ل. أوافق على أن أكثر الفواكه أقل احتمالا ولكن نأمل أن المباراة ستكون أفضل اللاعبين إذا المرضى من المفارقات. كيف حزين بالنسبة لنا جميعا.

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Posted
1 hour ago, ManDee said:

Really!

I tried google translate via Spanish and this is googles take.


Most of the posters know why this "move" here to the attention of the posters and "strange". I agree that the most likely less fruit but hopefully the game will be better players if ironically sick. How sad for all of us.

much prefer this. more elegant than my pathetic prose

Posted
4 hours ago, monoccular said:

 

ManDee - so I needn't feel stupid for not understanding this then?  Ruddesque on the waffle meter. 

It's not his fault Mono, it's such a hard [censored] language!

Posted
3 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

I'm expecting a 3 year ban, but 100% of the term being suspended.

why, what have you done ? :rolleyes:

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, monoccular said:

Well that makes about as much sense, certainly no less sense, than the original. 

Or for that matter this:

معظم الملصقات أعرف لماذا هذا "التحرك" هنا انتباه الملصقات و "غريب" ل. أوافق على أن أكثر الفواكه أقل احتمالا ولكن نأمل أن المباراة ستكون أفضل اللاعبين إذا المرضى من المفارقات. كيف حزين بالنسبة لنا جميعا.

No thanks,

The  Laxatives seem to have done the trick.

Edited by C.Smoker Champion
Posted

I thought that the diversion to the Holy Roman Emperor and the discussion of Caligula's horse was fascinating but this latest dialogue has taken the thread to almost Twin Peak level

By the way who really did kill Laura Palmer? I kind of got lost in the Indian Smoking Lodge (or whatever it was)

Posted
25 minutes ago, DemonAndrew said:

Everyone see Reece McKenzie Facebook post?

Mental health is a far far more serious issue than illicit or PE drug usage.

not if it was brought on by drug use - horse/cart

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Posted
37 minutes ago, DemonAndrew said:

Everyone see Reece McKenzie Facebook post?

Mental health is a far far more serious issue than illicit or PE drug usage.

 

11 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

not if it was brought on by drug use - horse/cart

Can be a bit of a circular thing this.

A lot of times people with mental health issues self medicate.

Or drug use can bring on a mental health issue.

Whichever it is 'Andrew', one is not more serious than the other.

They are both a major issue in our society as a whole not just sport or football.

Posted

Think he needs to stay with Craig Lambert for a few days .

A few nights out with Dusty and Jake can take their toll in the off season.

 

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Posted
9 hours ago, ManDee said:

I have read this several times and I have no idea what you are trying to say.

According to etiquette, and going to the first poster first, i deliberated over this last post of mine, with some degree of complete inebriation. 

Aside from that (inebriation) explaining everything about the above post, it is meant to say if anybody in power reads our opinions on things, you like to think that it would do some good sometimes, or else Footy is buggered.

Sorry i took so long to respond....

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Posted
11 hours ago, willmoy said:

According to etiquette, and going to the first poster first, i deliberated over this last post of mine, with some degree of complete inebriation. 

Aside from that (inebriation) explaining everything about the above post, it is meant to say if anybody in power reads our opinions on things, you like to think that it would do some good sometimes, or else Footy is buggered.

Sorry i took so long to respond....

Kudos to daisy for unraveling the mysteries of your rambling tome, and kudos to you for sobering up and remembering your line of thought.

That AFL really know when to make a decision. Soon, the adverb of choice providing no information whatsoever. Or to be precise the next week or so.

Gil,"Our team is working through it with ASADA, the right way forward and the process for that. Clearly it's something that a decision needs to be made sooner rather than later and I'm optimistic (it happens) in the next week or so," McLachlan said on Wednesday.26th

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Posted
1 hour ago, ManDee said:

Kudos to daisy for unraveling the mysteries of your rambling tome, and kudos to you for sobering up and remembering your line of thought.

That AFL really know when to make a decision. Soon, the adverb of choice providing no information whatsoever. Or to be precise the next week or so.

Gil,"Our team is working through it with ASADA, the right way forward and the process for that. Clearly it's something that a decision needs to be made sooner rather than later and I'm optimistic (it happens) in the next week or so," McLachlan said on Wednesday.26th

we should take odds on which afl decision will be made first (if ever) - whitfield or the downlow

poor l'il darlins have never had it so hard

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