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If we beat West Coast I will...

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Won't happen. I have already steeled myself for an absolute thrashing

meth Coke's forward line will have a day out

 
2 minutes ago, Bleeds_Red_&_Blue said:

... not take off my Melbourne scarf in Perth for a week

I think the second part of that post should be "and spend the next month in hospital"


Huge chance as we are no chance to make the 8, pressure off with the end of the year in sight..

 

5 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Huge chance as we are no chance to make the 8, pressure off with the end of the year in sight..

 

Would be so "Melbourne"

 
54 minutes ago, Bleeds_Red_&_Blue said:

... not take off my Melbourne scarf in Perth for a week

Lucky West Coast supporters go hiding when they lose.  If it was Freo supporters you might go missing.

If we can only turn the clock back to 1998 the win that set us up for the finals.  No idea how I left Subiaco that day standing.  Still my greatest memory as a Melbourne Support standing on the old Hill at Subiaco surrounded by Eagles supporters.  Stuck fat with the Demons, looking back now if I'd switched in '87 would have celebrated 3 flags

I wasn't going due to the disgraceful seating on offer to MFC interstate members. Now I've been offered two WCE members seats in a prime location that will cost me a carton of froffies and which I've accepted.

So, if we beat West Coast this weekend, I will probably get ejected from the stadium 5 minutes before full time for 'causing a scene'.


....... become a 'believer' for (probably) the 10th time this season.

I reckon we're a sneaky chance. I don't really rate West Coast and we bounce back pretty well from bad defeats these days. Hopefully Lloyd does something really brave and publishes a hatchet piece on how bad the Dees are on the morning of the game like he did last year when we played Geelong. Clearly thought it was a good time to get stuck into the dees as we were monties to get belted at Kardinia Park. Hahaha suck [censored] ya [censored]!

Anyway, to answer the question from the OP - I will lose my [censored]!  

...still be disappointed with the 21 Geese that represented our jumper Vs' the Saints.

Eagles will be at their flat track best on Saturday. Mark Le Cras and co shine at their best at home v's the garbage of the league. 

Everyone is safe.  Take a trip to the cinema or do something with your family, believe me you will feel much better.

Hey, to make the finals all we need to do is win three more games than North, and 1 more game than Port, and the same number of games as St Kilda.

Win this against the odds, and we're gback to a 50/50 chance, I'd say.

(I am rolling my eyes so fast your could power a dynamo off them - why did I ever let myself hope, we all knew we'd be let down in the end)


7 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Hey, to make the finals all we need to do is win three more games than North, and 1 more game than Port, and the same number of games as St Kilda.

Win this against the odds, and we're gback to a 50/50 chance, I'd say.

(I am rolling my eyes so fast your could power a dynamo off them - why did I ever let myself hope, we all knew we'd be let down in the end)

Wakey Wakey LG this is the MFC we are talking about.

However it was a great dream I have had it a few times over the years.

23 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Hey, to make the finals all we need to do is win three more games than North, and 1 more game than Port, and the same number of games as St Kilda.

Win this against the odds, and we're gback to a 50/50 chance, I'd say.

(I am rolling my eyes so fast your could power a dynamo off them - why did I ever let myself hope, we all knew we'd be let down in the end)

Agreed. If we win it's back on.  

Join Stuies church and donate my time to charity .


20 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

...go into cardiac arrest with a giant stiffy...

A lot of great men have died "on the job"

or as they say....

"He came and went at the same time"

 
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Wonderful!!! I hope gnasher does not delete this gem.

It's only the tip of the iceberg, Bitter. 

But this is a family friendly show, right? 


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