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MATCH PREVIEW AND TEAM SELECTION - Round 5, 2016

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1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No!! You are an imbecile.

Thank You Uncle Bitters, I can rest easy knowing that you care!

 

A poll on the Punt Road End site has 47% saying Melbourne will win by a 21 to 50 point margin....

I'm not sure I am comfortable with this..altho the bookies still have the Toiges as favourites

On 4/21/2016 at 8:58 PM, jnrmac said:

A poll on the Punt Road End site has 47% saying Melbourne will win by a 21 to 50 point margin....

I'm not sure I am comfortable with this..altho the bookies still have the Toiges as favourites

Not sure why they're favourites with the bookies, we've won the last 3-4 vs them, we're in much better form and have a clear advantage in the ruck/midfield. 

from what i can see we win unless we play a shocker.

 

 
2 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

A poll on the Punt Road End site has 47% saying Melbourne will win by a 21 to 50 point margin....

I'm not sure I am comfortable with this..altho the bookies still have the Toiges as favourites

you can be as cynical or optimistic as you want, it still has zero influence on who will win the game.


Petracca is listed as an emergency, so there is time on Friday or Saturday to release a video of him calling his mum or dad telling them he is now playing. Announcing him as an emergency stokes the interest in this game and who's in or not.  All eyes will be on tomorrows training. interesting the mixed feelings it brings out, do we want Jeffy to have another week off, or want him in possibly at the expense of Petracca who we have waiting so long to see run out in the red and blue.

Jones came off in the final minutes last week and on radio they said an injury. I thought they may have chosen to rest Oliver when we play the GC in a few weeks time. 

Wow wasnt expecting Christian to be named but it would be great if he did play. 

I hope we get a great crowd and the melbourne fans turn out. Would be great if we could repeat last years effort. 

I hope CP5 plays.

 
46 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Was it Thursday or Friday last week that the club uploaded the video of Hunt ringing his mum??

No such video of Petracca yet.

Petracca doesn't have a mum, he was created in a lab.

3 hours ago, Gorgoroth said:

I half don't want Garlett to get up this weekend...

It's weird - Garlett is one of my very favourite players, and I had the same thought.

 


Pedersen, Hunt, Kennedy, Garlett as the bench. Not that bad.

If Garlett doesn't get up, we bring Petracca in. 

I like where this club is going.

Now to ensure we don't do an Essendon. A corner can be turned this weekend.

25 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Petracca does have a mum, he was created in a labia.

Had to edit your post Ethan.

 

Edited by Biffen

1 hour ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Was it Thursday or Friday last week that the club uploaded the video of Hunt ringing his mum??

No such video of Petracca yet.

Mate have you not read the Mahoney comments..

Quite simply he said that IF Garlett doesn't get up tomorrow Petracca will make his debut. If Garlett passes a fitness test then Tracca does not play.

Seriously not hard to work that out...

Roosy just said Petracca won't play unless Jeffy doesn't come up.


7 minutes ago, Peter Griffen said:

Roosy just said Petracca won't play unless Jeffy doesn't come up.

Don't know if that's good or bad

Garlett will play is the word I'm hearing but its touch and go

13 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Mate have you not read the Mahoney comments..

Quite simply he said that IF Garlett doesn't get up tomorrow Petracca will make his debut. If Garlett passes a fitness test then Tracca does not play.

Seriously not hard to work that out...

No I hadn't read them.

Just now, KingDingAling said:

They wouldn't name Petracca in the extended squad if he wasn't playing.

Yes, they would.


1 hour ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Was it Thursday or Friday last week that the club uploaded the video of Hunt ringing his mum??

No such video of Petracca yet.

Petracca doesn't have a mum. He was developed in a laboratory.

7 minutes ago, Roost It said:

Garlett will play is the word I'm hearing but its touch and go

Will play? But it's touch and go?

I might contradict myself, but at least I don't contradict myself...

Big fella, big fella, big fellllllaaa

Edited by stevethemanjordan

3 minutes ago, Roost It said:

Garlett will play is the word I'm hearing but its touch and go

I doubt anyone knows if Garlett will play yet, it all depends on tomorrow's session. 

 

Edited by Sylvia Saint

 
Just now, stevethemanjordan said:

Will play? But it's touch and go?

Big fella, big fella, big fellllllaaa

My man says he's fine but the club is playing all injuries cautiously, I guess because we have depth to cover atm


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