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Given this...

Interesting (and disheartening) stat: the last 5 times a team has lost by 100+ points, 4 of 5 have come back the following week with a win (and the 5th was a draw).

...if we don't beat Brisbane, I will bemoan the fact that we didn't lose by over 100 points last week to give us an 80% chance of beating the Lions.

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If we don't beat the Bears, I will start a new thread titled "If we beat the Saints, I will ......." in the hope that it will inject a hint of positiveness into Demonland for the following week. We will need it!

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If Brisbane wins, that would suggest they're not tanking. Our percentage is not great and if we lose every remaining game and even snag a win, it would drop and we'd freefall.

We're paying $26 for the spoon, $11 for 17th, and $7 for 16th. They are all amazing odds that I'll jump on if we lose this weekend.

does this equate to min return of $350 (7x50) max $550 (11x50) for $150 outlay .

Seems like easy money

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I'll already be drunk so maybe head to the local and hit on some slappers. Throw up in a pot plant then fall down some stairs.

If we win I'll sober up and sit under a tree questioning reality.

Slappers, haven't seen that saying for a very long time.

Brought a smile to my face and brought back memories!!

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Have trouble convincing my 5y/o to ever come to the footy with me again. He's been 3 times for an 80 point, 100 point and a loss where we kicked 3 goals in a game.

He's going to be one of the kids in the Guard of Honour as the players run on the ground through the banner so that will be a special moment for me. I just hope the players give him something to cheer for during the game.

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Have trouble convincing my 5y/o to ever come to the footy with me again. He's been 3 times for an 80 point, 100 point and a loss where we kicked 3 goals in a game.

He's going to be one of the kids in the Guard of Honour as the players run on the ground through the banner so that will be a special moment for me. I just hope the players give him something to cheer for during the game.

HB

Just take him home before the game starts and u will be safe Hb!

Hope the dees win it for him and he has a great experience.

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I shall give myself a jolly good Flogging!

I get the feeling that you would do this anyway.

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I won't be suprised at all.

The Bears have a good midfield, they have pushed a lot of sides for 2-3 quarters this year.

It won't be an easy game...(what are they??)

Roosy wants a Free Agent this coming draft

God dam we need one.

The clean cannot happen fast enough...

Maxwell Smart comes to mind since they cancelled his show.

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Join ISIS.

Isn't it ISISM (I'm sad. I support Melbourne)

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I'll already be drunk so maybe head to the local and hit on some slappers. Throw up in a pot plant then fall down some stairs.

If we win I'll sober up and sit under a tree questioning reality.

Thats my weekend when we win. Slappers!!!!!!

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Just went to the TAB.

Put $20 @ $11 for Brisbane to win by 40 points or more.

$30 on Melbourne to win the spoon.

Also get on St Kilda @ $1.90 to beat us next week before the odds come tumbling down.

May as well salvage something from these turkies.

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