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Current footballers - Who is the ugliest?

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faultydet Redleg

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I don't like to badmouth our own, but Fitzpleasure would have to be up there. Up there with state cricketer Jordan Silk for the longest neck I've ever seen.

Fitzpatrick is listed as 200cm yes?

He is actually the same height as Dion Prestia, but with a 25cm neck.

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faultydet Redleg

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Forgot to give my vote

Definitely Joe Daniher. Sinfully ugly, as if his parents lost a bet with god.

Bluey's Dad Redleg

Bluey's Dad   3,419

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Current: Has to be Daniher. Whoever described his face as "punchable" was on the money.

Of All Time: Mick Martin.

Devil is in the Detail Mighty Demon

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Current: Has to be Daniher. Whoever described his face as "punchable" was on the money.

Of All Time: Mick Martin.

If I had a shot on goal, directly in front, 20m out to win a grand final against Essendon and he was on the mark. It would take me a lot of effort to kick the goal to win the flag then to boot the footy right in his face.

faultydet Redleg

faultydet   7,623

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Joe Daniher .. His face looks like a dropped pie

Bucket of smashed crabs

faultydet Redleg

faultydet   7,623

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Hammered stool.

North end of a south bound camel

ManDee Trident

ManDee   7,342

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Hammered stool.

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faultydet Redleg

faultydet   7,623

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Looks like his face was dipped in warm sick, then rolled in chives

Ethan Tremblay Legend

Ethan Tremblay   31,271

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Man buns should be considered an appendage like an arm. Then you could be tackled by grabbing it and slinging them to the ground. Fixed no more buns.

Too harsh?.

If anything it's not harsh enough, they deserve what they get.

jane02 Redleg

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I don't like to badmouth our own, but Fitzpleasure would have to be up there. Up there with state cricketer Jordan Silk for the longest neck I've ever seen.

There is a story about Jack Fitzpatrick on page 12 of the HS today and his battle with Type 1 diabetes. He actually looks OK to me. Nothing ugly going on there.

Little Richard Trident

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What about Toby Greene and Cam McCarthy from GWS? Their heads are both more punchable than Danihers!

How could you punch Toby Greene? He looks like he's about 4 years old. McCarthy looks like he belongs in a Louisiana trailer park.

pineapple dee Redleg

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I think this is a completely inappropriate thread unless someone mentions Mitch Robinson.

Yes L D V C. Robinson has got a head like a busted bum. Oh M G it's a shocker!

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