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North are making Geelong look very, very ordinary.

Both teams [censored] me. No surprise given their coaches and their relationship.

North have no idea and Geelong are finally on the slide.

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The speed in which Ling defended Selwood's chicken wing tackle was breathtaking.

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Bloody heartbreaking stuff at the end of that Adelaide match. Dangerfield in absolute tears along with many others. Classy silence from the crowd.

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Really feel for Danger, he's in an absolutely horrible position right now as far as free agency goes.

Geelong falling apart and an unimaginable week with his teammates at Adelaide. Walking out on that now? Wow...

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They have been through such a terrible time and could not have been prepared to play that match. They looked exhausted both physically and emotionally and the emotion was raw and heart wrenching. You can forget sometimes that many of them are basically kids and they've suffered a huge loss. It was very difficult to see them out there at the end of the match, seemingly alone.

When they were walking off the ground Camporeale was trying to get around to them to offer a word, but they are a devastated group of young men. Hopefully tonight, as difficult as it was, was a healing moment in their grief. They have a long way to go.

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GWS 6 goals up on Saints at half time!

That and yesterdays game, shows what a ridiculous result the Saints vs Ess was last week.

We didn't take Ess seriously enough.

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Saints bombing it into their forward line....surprise, surprise, it's not working for them...

Saints are [censored]

Essendon are [censored]

We are [censored]

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I can see why this Josh Bruce bloke has kicked 38 goals

Has a ping every chance he gets and burns his team mates constantly

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I can see why this Josh Bruce bloke has kicked 38 goals

Has a ping every chance he gets and burns his team mates constantly

Hogan can burn teammates all day long if he'll kick 38 goals in 13 matches.

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Oh dear, Brownlow race turned on its head?

EDIT: Oh, wait, the 7 commentators already saying it's perfectly fine! Forearm straight to the face in a marking contest is perfectly acceptable under new MRP guidelines!

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Another dodgy little Sam Mitchell snipe, this time to Fyfe. Knee straight into the thigh, almost identical to his run-in with Taylor Walker a few weeks back. Of course, that was "an accident."

How many times does the same "accident" have to happen before the MRP catches on?

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Another dodgy little Sam Mitchell snipe, this time to Fyfe. Knee straight into the thigh, almost identical to his run-in with Taylor Walker a few weeks back. Of course, that was "an accident."

How many times does the same "accident" have to happen before the MRP catches on?

Straight out of the Clarkson How to Play manual

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Straight out of the Clarkson How to Play manual

Wish it was in our manual.

Coulda used it on Daniher yesterday.

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Saints kick 4 in a row after being about 40 points down. Great young team that doesn't drop their heads and throw in the towel.

Like how we fought back yesterday?

Meanwhile St Kilda finished the game having kicked 6 goals, 3 of which came in a 3 minute burst (i.e. 3 goals in just short of an entire game), in perfect conditions, against a side who hadn't won for a month and cruelled with injuries.

Sounds a lot like Melbourne, actually, and I guarantee you if that had been us with that performance you'd have lamented our terrible skills and inability to score.

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