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Merry Christmas

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What would you like for Christmas? Be creative lads..

For me it would be Cotchin to return a positive sample or Eddie booted for a drunken racial rant..

Merry Christmas!!

 

James Hird banned for life from all world sporting codes and sent to prison for 10 years for peddling illegal and banned substances inside a football club and injecting his players with it

Every Bomber player that was injected to be banned for 2 years

Essendon kicked from the AFL forever with no chance of ever being allowed back in

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They would like James in prison!

 

North to merge with the GC $un$. This is what should have happened. Brayshaw is only holding back the inevetable.

There need only be one Melbourne in Melbourne.

I think mines the most unlikeliest of the lot, for all the footy reporters who made false claims/reports in the last 3 years to stand up and admit they were wrong. I'm looking at you Caro, Barrett, Robbo, Patrick, and Denham.


I think mines the most unlikeliest of the lot, for all the footy reporters who made false claims/reports in the last 3 years to stand up and admit they were wrong. I'm looking at you Caro, Barrett, Robbo, Patrick, and Denham.

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I would like a crystal ball !

The Laws of the game committee sacked and replaced with people who have a little more sense and feel for the game, preferably with immediate removal of the most idiotic rule changes from the past 20 years or so.

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Mitch Robinsons two front teeth.

Sorry guys but for me I would love my mum to be there Christmas day. She passed away early this morning and it just hurts.

Thanks for all the great arguments and discussion during the last few years that I've been on the forum, we might not always agree and sometimes we get pretty heated but we all love our footy club and want success.

Mum always said 2013 was going to be a bad year, as usual she was right. 2014 onwards and upwards for the Dees and life in general.



Condolences and best wishes rjay

What would you like for Christmas? Be creative lads..

For me it would be Cotchin to return a positive sample or Eddie booted for a drunken racial rant..

Merry Christmas!!

eddie to be found crawlin home down Flinders Street bottomless, by Caro & her trysty photographers. :)

Sorry guys but for me I would love my mum to be there Christmas day. She passed away early this morning and it just hurts.

Thanks for all the great arguments and discussion during the last few years that I've been on the forum, we might not always agree and sometimes we get pretty heated but we all love our footy club and want success.

Mum always said 2013 was going to be a bad year, as usual she was right. 2014 onwards and upwards for the Dees and life in general.

all the best mate.

Sorry guys but for me I would love my mum to be there Christmas day. She passed away early this morning and it just hurts.

Thanks for all the great arguments and discussion during the last few years that I've been on the forum, we might not always agree and sometimes we get pretty heated but we all love our footy club and want success.

Mum always said 2013 was going to be a bad year, as usual she was right. 2014 onwards and upwards for the Dees and life in general.

Condolences mate. Wishing you the best possible for the hard yards ahead.

Mitch Robinsons two front teeth.

Mitch the bbbitch... either that or the rest of them, then we can all call him Rrrabbit Robinson.

Edited by dee-luded


Sorry guys but for me I would love my mum to be there Christmas day. She passed away early this morning and it just hurts.

Thanks for all the great arguments and discussion during the last few years that I've been on the forum, we might not always agree and sometimes we get pretty heated but we all love our footy club and want success.

Mum always said 2013 was going to be a bad year, as usual she was right. 2014 onwards and upwards for the Dees and life in general.

So sorry for your loss, rjay.

Please try and be comforted by the good times you shared with your mum.

Be well.

Sorry guys but for me I would love my mum to be there Christmas day. She passed away early this morning and it just hurts.

Thanks for all the great arguments and discussion during the last few years that I've been on the forum, we might not always agree and sometimes we get pretty heated but we all love our footy club and want success.

Mum always said 2013 was going to be a bad year, as usual she was right. 2014 onwards and upwards for the Dees and life in general.

So Sad for you rjay.

Condolences to you and your family.

Sorry to hear mate, mys best to you and your family.

Edited by Gorgoroth

 

Sorry for your loss rjay I wish you all the best.

For Xmas I want to have never watched Seinfeld so I could watch it all over again. I want Adrian Peterson to admit he is Santa Claus and I want to stop having to work my nut off leading up to Xmas. My kids make it worthwhile but If I didn't have kids I would probably sleep through the whole thing.

Rjay Condolences, a tough time for your family.

To all the demonlanders family my very uncreative wish is you all have a relaxing and happy christmas with your loved ones and thanks for the discussion this year.

Lets hope Mr Roos turns out to be santa and brings us many wins.


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