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thats interesting. i know a place where you can get 2 female dwarfs for about 12o bucks an hour

Not sure why, but that made me laugh. By the way, is that 2 for 120 or 120 each?

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mmmm,just told the missus,great new years eve party idea

just not sure maxxxy could have the brains and ability to figure out how to light a match

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Only available in Sydney. Strictly no stripping.

bugger...

You need to use someone else for your birthday party then?

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It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

Sorry i was kidding, it was actually St Kilda

Just for future reference - that wasn't funny.

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you could get bbo for half that price (including his sis) with no restrictions

I am too scared to ask how you know this?

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But no alpacas.

disagree with that

envisioned the bride riding in a white carriage with 6 white alpacas towing it

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disagree with that

envisioned the bride riding in a white carriage with 6 white alpacas towing it

Is BBO giving away the Bride?

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It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

ummm look at the time i posted when i said it was St Kilda

Before anyone had mentioned it any media outlets

Nice one champ

There are nasal sprays which can fix your problem.

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mmmm,just told the missus,great new years eve party idea

just not sure maxxxy could have the brains and ability to figure out how to light a match

Story seems to be that the ignition source was a domestic gas lighter (piezo) so probably some sort of volatile fuel needed eg hand sanitiser, few squirts of iso-propanol, to create a "cool flame", one which extinguishes itself quickly. Clearly it's still a goer for NYE.

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Next year expect the Saints to be involved in an off field saga involving a sheep and a jar of Vaseline.

Im also pretty sure the boys set fire to Shannon Byrnes yesterday.

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Next year expect the Saints to be involved in an off field saga involving a sheep and a jar of Vaseline.

Im also pretty sure the boys set fire to Shannon Byrnes yesterday.

well they are playing in NZ arent they :rolleyes:

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Next year expect the Saints to be involved in an off field saga involving a sheep and a jar of Vaseline.

Im also pretty sure the boys set fire to Shannon Byrnes yesterday.

So the Sheep had the Vaseline, right?

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So the Sheep had the Vaseline, right?

The sheep denys bringing any lubricant whatsoever to the party.

There were receipts of KY gel found in Nick Riewoldts locker, but nothing for vaseline as yet.

Danks was at first, thought of being suspected of having imported the sheep from Mexico.

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More importantly, did our guys have a Mad Monday? If so, presumably there was no inappropriate behaviour or, at least, any evidence has been satisfactorily buried.

yes there was controversy,but covered up

somebody ate the cucumber sandwiches before the midday lunch bell

also one player was seen having a gin/tonic far earlier than expected

other than that all clear

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