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If there's anyone out there who's thinking that we might be better off losing today, I'd like to just suggest that you go and punch yourself in the face right now.

13thFlagIsComing
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Let's go live to a Melbourne supporters couch now...

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Lol @ Pedersen's rushed shot for goal when he had 20 metres.

I'm very concerned at Toumpas's lack of pace.

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This is the laziest team i have ever seen playing They are not fair dinkum Where is Trengove where is Grimes Why cant they run Why dont they want to run

Im sorry to say Toumpas is a poor player at this stage adds nothing

Its embarrassing after watching North last night we have to put up with this crap Clear the lot!

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Just when you thought we couldn't sink any deeper. This club just keeps amazing me. Gas kids shrugging of talked , running away from their man with ease, winning one on one marking contests. What are our players doing at training.

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why the [censored] do we constantly kickit into the man on the mark

happens EVERY WEEK

so many retards on this team

I would be very careful if I was you using that word

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The funny side of things is the constant rubbish being dribble being spilled from the commentators about "Jezza" and how the people of Western Sydney give a toss about AFL.

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I am absolutely bored stiff. Too much emotional fatigue to be upset about this. Take away both the emotion and excitement from sport and there is absolutely nothing left to keep me watching other than feeling like I should.

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I spat the dummy then. We should've had at least 3-4 more goals that quarter, I reckon we would've had more inside 50s but they converted when we didn't, that last exchange being a great example.

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