Jumping Jack Clennett

That’d be a one iron……anyone can hit a 5 iron, including god.

Did you see how he batted when he made a century in each innings early this Shield season? I think he can adapt to the situation.

Which top player didn’t attend preseason? Trac missed the B and F ( wisely) because he was training overseas. So who missed preseason? I must have missed this with my cricket obsession.

????something to do with where they were recruited from????? Unlikely , with Cameron , Ashcroft and ANB , for example being from different states. Perhaps they’ve all never been suspended. I give up.

This is driving me mad!

We should pay someone to line him up like Maynard did with Gus. I guess we don’t play him till after round 8 , so hopefully someone from another side will stop him from breaking our Jimma’s record.

I was just watching the replay of this year’s Kings BD match. Collingwood supporters were booing May throughout, because of his completely accurate comments at the B and F function. What gross hypocrisy!!!! Imagine how they would behave if, say, Maynard and Moore played for us, and pole-axed N Daicos and Pendlebury. The Brayshaw thuggery not only robbed us of one of best players forever, but compromised the club grossly financially. The Moore ? accident not only gravely injured Trac, but left him with ( thankfully temporary) psychological problems which disrupted the whole club. I reckon we are more justified in booing them!

I remember being impressed by Campbell when we played North in Hobart in 2021. He took two strong marks up forward , and nailed the goals from about 40-45metres.

Would it be wrong to leave some land mines when we go?

So Collingwood pole-axing Gus won them a premiership and put us into negative finances. And people wonder why I hate that club so much.

Seecamp got reported and suspended for punching Pearce up the jaw early in the game. He should have got off , because his punch was a reflex response to a vicious "below the belt" punch from Pearce. James McDonald's winning goal looked a bit like a behind on the replay, but Carlton had been spoonfed throughout by the umps.

What a modest and likeable young man he is. He just gave a really impressive interview on SEN. He said he wished he had been tried down back a bit earlier. A lot of us on Demonland thought that at the time, too.

Richmond really deserved to beat Essendon. A two goal turn around occurred when a player gave the ball to a teammate instead of the ump, costing a goal. After the ball up,the ball went up Richmond’s end, and a snap landed on the goal line, then amazingly bounced straight backwards.

A mysterious free for Hawks’ first goal. Later, Bannan marked in forward pocket, then a strange decision was paid for interference against her. It would have been a tough goal from the angle, but she’s done it before. We deserved to win.