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No you double take that back.

Just warning you I can go to a gazillion.

O Oh, filler buster coming on. someone get the Tea(party)Lady, quick. we need a shot (boom boom) of a stiff drink, & a good laugh. :)

Posted

I vote for this thread to be locked. It's run its course.

The draft is still to come 'titan', but maybe it's time for a new all encompassing draft thread.

Posted (edited)

Rumour - Totally unsubstantiated:

Scott Watters is in discussions with the Demons for the heir apparent role.

Wish he'd been sacked earlier, this would have been a perfect Halloween post :P

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Posted

Rumour - Totally unsubstantiated:

Scott Watters is in discussions with the Demons for the heir apparent role.

Wish he'd been sacked earlier, this would have been a perfect Halloween post :P

whats the chances of either Stewie Dew or Robert Harvey getting the saints gig?

Posted

Sounds a god idea to me.

Jordies Mum.

Derby Day BBQ.

The guy there knows one of the recruiters.

A Roos 'project' - nearly choked on me lamb kebab.

I would have thought that the entire MFC is a 'project!'

Posted

Derby Day BBQ.

The guy there knows one of the recruiters.

A Roos 'project' - nearly choked on me lamb kebab.

I would have thought that the entire MFC is a 'project!'

I read today the Mel B was banned from appearing on CH10's The Project. I am shattered. Sexiest woman going around in my opinion.

Posted

No way - Francesca Cumani.....rivals Natalie.

Hmmm had a look on google. Very nice but no match. But then beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I am thinking we could never agree but gee I think we could have a good date with either.

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Rumour - Totally unsubstantiated:

Scott Watters is in discussions with the Demons for the heir apparent role.

Wish he'd been sacked earlier, this would have been a perfect Halloween post :P

Please no.

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I heard that roos is putting John Howard through his paces after seeing the footage of his bowling...

Posted

Rumour - Totally unsubstantiated:

Scott Watters is in discussions with the Demons for the heir apparent role.

Wish he'd been sacked earlier, this would have been a perfect Halloween post :P

I was wondering who'd post this inane crap first.

Congrats.

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Hmmm had a look on google. Very nice but no match. But then beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I am thinking we could never agree but gee I think we could have a good date with either.

For someone who once played for Blackburn North and St Peters, I think you might be out of your league here.

Posted

For someone who once played for Blackburn North and St Peters, I think you might be out of your league here.

I am talking you Jumbo!

Posted

The draft is still to come 'titan', but maybe it's time for a new all encompassing draft thread.

Sure, but how many rumours are there going to be about who we draft? Given the leaks coming out of the club right now, I'd say none. It's all mainly opinions from here on out, or phantom orders etc.

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Sure, but how many rumours are there going to be about who we draft? Given the leaks coming out of the club right now, I'd say none. It's all mainly opinions from here on out, or phantom orders etc.

Yep, and we keep repeating them. Bring on the season, please.....and let us have a season not just one game to extinguish our hopes, please....

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OK. I'll go with the big draft rumour of the day.

Rumour has it that after taking advice from the club's consultant on draft matters, a Mr. Prendergast, Melbourne will pass on pick 9 due to a lack of suitable candidates for the position. The following potential candidates were considered but found unworthy:-

Acres - concern over shoulder injury

Aish - too outside

Billings - probably out of our reach

Bontempelli - tall for a mid and might not fit the bill

Boyd - can't fit him into the side

Crouch - lacks the necessary athleticism

Dunstan - one sided, poor disposer of the ball

Freeman - query by some on disposal

Garlett - too much of a behavioural risk

Hartung - too small

Kelly - definitely out of our reach

Kolodjashnij - name too hard to pronounce

Lennon - tested poorly and not really a midfielder, more a half forward

Rioli - too fat

Salem - didn't do enough at national carnival

Scharenberg - a utility, not a mid

Sheed - one paced and doesn't tackle enough

Taylor - midget, no defensive game

No decision has been made as yet as to whether the club would utilise pick 40 (which of course, now becomes pick 39).

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I am talking you Jumbo!

Yeah, I got that Hoodie - having said that, playing churches footy doesn't preclude one from having a good eye and refined taste.

You hang in there....

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