The (hypothetical) Demonland MFC Board Election Ticket

[La Dee-vina Comedia 16,754]

It’s all been a bit too gloomy on the board in recent weeks. So, given the call by many posters for the MFC Board to be replaced, who would you like to see on the (hypothetical) Demonland ticket?

Personally, I’d be happy with Whispering Jack, rpfc, Daisycutter, Nasher, Redleg and Jaded. Each offers wisdom, humour and passion without the need for vitriol. I’m tempted to add Bitter But Optimistic although perhaps I just want to quell the stereotypical image most people have of Melbourne supporters.

I can’t find a spot for Why You Little or Ben-Hur although I don’t doubt their passion. I just feel they might struggle with the need for a unified voice. And Rhino Richards might aggravate the supporters a bit too much with his, er, biting commentary.

Who would you choose? (And lets keep it friendly, OK?)

[Bluey's Dad 3,419]

Biffen.

There is no other choice.

[Gorgoroth 12,950]

Rangey, stuie, Satyricon, biffen, WYL, Ben hiur and rhino.

Man those meetings would be a blast

[Barney Rubble 1,576]

Rangey has to be on the ticket as club communicator.

Look at all the polls we can engage in.

[jazza 1,323]

nooooo not redleg, refusing to drink whisky cognac and brandy automatically precludes them from the old boys club

saty would be the logical person to keep the meetings going ooooonnnnnnn into the wee hours of the morning

bbo would certainly lift the tone of the room for me and could also work the footbridge selling raffle tickets pregame, who would refuse

maybe one other could be a mn fan so the meetings had a touch of eveness i was thinking GNF

not sure about the biff , liqueur cabinet would need to be locked

thanks for starting a fun post and smile. were all dees

Edited May 29, 2013 by jazza

[PJ_12345 1,098]

It’s all been a bit too gloomy on the board in recent weeks. So, given the call by many posters for the MFC Board to be replaced, who would you like to see on the (hypothetical) Demonland ticket?

Personally, I’d be happy with Whispering Jack, rpfc, Daisycutter, Nasher, Redleg and Jaded. Each offers wisdom, humour and passion without the need for vitriol. I’m tempted to add Bitter But Optimistic although perhaps I just want to quell the stereotypical image most people have of Melbourne supporters.

I can’t find a spot for Why You Little or Ben-Hur although I don’t doubt their passion. I just feel they might struggle with the need for a unified voice. And Rhino Richards might aggravate the supporters a bit too much with his, er, biting commentary.

Who would you choose? (And lets keep it friendly, OK?)

Bannana bread sponsorship would be at an all time high

[Moonshadow 17,676]

Deeluded would surely be in there at the board meetings, but keep him out of the whiskey cabinet.

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

Old Dee

He'd keep the board well and truly focussed on the task at hand...... WINNING GAMES OF FOOTY!!!

[Biffen 12,943]

Biffen.

There is no other choice.

Thanks for your support Choke-

I'm not sure if the time for my ideas has arrived .

First thing I would do is allow women to vote.

Then I would lift the White Australia policy,

Eddie will hate it .

[Bitter but optimistic 22,239]

Thanks for your support Choke-

I'm not sure if the time for my ideas has arrived .

First thing I would do is allow women to vote.

Then I would lift the White Australia policy,

Eddie will hate it .

Extremist.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,239]

It’s all been a bit too gloomy on the board in recent weeks. So, given the call by many posters for the MFC Board to be replaced, who would you like to see on the (hypothetical) Demonland ticket?

Personally, I’d be happy with Whispering Jack, rpfc, Daisycutter, Nasher, Redleg and Jaded. Each offers wisdom, humour and passion without the need for vitriol. I’m tempted to add Bitter But Optimistic although perhaps I just want to quell the stereotypical image most people have of Melbourne supporters.

I can’t find a spot for Why You Little or Ben-Hur although I don’t doubt their passion. I just feel they might struggle with the need for a unified voice. And Rhino Richards might aggravate the supporters a bit too much with his, er, biting commentary.

Who would you choose? (And lets keep it friendly, OK?)

And. Furthermore. How can you have any sort of reasoned discussion without vitriol? Dland would lose half its members.

[Biffen 12,943]

Extremist.

Keep your regional conservatism to yourself ,

us city slickers are ripe for revolution.

I'll ban fox-hunting and then you'll only have football and corporal punishment to keep you occupied.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,239]

I wouldn't be the man I am if it wasn't for a jolly good dose of corporal punishment.

[Redleg 40,910]

Bannana bread sponsorship would be at an all time high

I am currently working on the Australian Banana Board to sponsor us. We could also make millions, selling banana smoothies at games, instead of beer.

[Nasher 33,616]

tonatopia and Hardnut are shoo-ins, surely. Also needs more WYL and dee-luded.

[stuie 7,374]

What, no BarnDee?

[dee-luded 2,959]

I am currently working on the Australian Banana Board to sponsor us. We could also make millions, selling banana smoothies at games, instead of beer.

...could we establish the MCG as an InDee-pendant TaxFree state, & become a republic,,, that sponsorship may come in Handee...

[deanox 9,915]

I imagine I'll need to raise my profile if I want to be elected!

Edit: and stop the auto correct typos!

Edited May 29, 2013 by deanox

[jumbo returns 6,741]

I imagine I'll need to raise my profile if I want to be elected!

Edit: and stop the auto correct typos!

With a username like deanox, you've got my vote!

[Satyriconhome 10,873]

Rangey, stuie, Satyricon, biffen, WYL, Ben hiur and rhino.

Man those meetings would be a blast

What you actually expect some of those to come out from behind the anonymity of their keyboards and say something to a person's face in a public forum......er no......

[Satyriconhome 10,873]

Old Dee

He'd keep the board well and truly focussed on the task at hand...... WINNING GAMES OF FOOTY!!!

In 1965

[stuie 7,374]

What you actually expect some of those to come out from behind the anonymity of their keyboards and say something to a person's face in a public forum......er no......

Haha I'm using my real name here "Satyriconhome"....

[jazza 1,323]

Haha I'm using my real name here "Satyriconhome"....

so is he