... run 20 kms with red and blue face paint wearing a Melbourne scarf

(This thread is supposed to encourage loyal supporters to throw out ideas of what they would do if they saw their boys win on Sunday)

Cry.

... run 20 kms with red and blue face paint wearing a Melbourne scarf

(This thread is supposed to encourage loyal supporters to throw out ideas of what they would do if they saw their boys win on Sunday)

Is that all you'll wear?

As for what I'll do... um... divert my eyes.

Be in shock for days....

Leave the ground in a state of disbelief, BUT I will treasure watching the disgusted looks on the faces of Dockers fans.

..........pray for $culs to at least run a drum in their B&F !

I will call all my Freo supporting mates and... Yeah nah I don't know any Freo supporters.

I will get a tattoo of Clive Waterhouse ******* Hayden Ballantyne in the ****.

Edited May 24, 201312 yr by Deestroy All

I will expect those anti-Neeld doomsayers on here to STFU for at lest one week.

If we beat Freo I will hug a homeless person

. . . I will praise Satan's glorious name, for he will have granted all my wishes. Now, has anyone seen my soul? I could have sworn it was right here . . .

Edited May 24, 201312 yr by Chook

Spend a week on Dland without reading "Time to go Mark Neeld" posts

Donate my testicles

wake up having realized I was dreaming

Donate my testicles

Good Lord!

Edited May 24, 201312 yr by jumbo returns

... consider it business as usual (only kidding)

Will say "good, now do it again."

Only way to build a winning culture is by winning, and winning regularly.

Will agree with Satyriconhome on each of his posts for at least a month.

Spend the next day Eiffel Towering every Male I meet (IT Crowd style) and Winking and double finger gunning every female whilst saying "How You Doin?"

And people think I'm weird. FMD!!!

BTW. If we do win, I'll drink less alcohol than if we'd lost.

spend sunday night in The Alfred.......

Lie on the ground, try not to cry, cry... Tears of joy

Watch the game over and over till I believe it's true

At my age I'll probably go into cardiac arrest ............ and then (hopefully, to continue the fairytale), be revived in the back of an ambo being given the kiss of life by a voluptuous 23 year old nurse wearing a Demons jumper.

Edited May 24, 201312 yr by Deeoldfart

Get the calculator out to see if we're still a mathematical chance of finals.

Donate my testicles

Will agree with Satyriconhome on each of his posts for at least a month.

Gorg, I think your plan would be far more painful than DD's.

At my age I'll probably go into cardiac arrest ............ and then (hopefully, to continue the fairytale), be revived in the back of an ambo being given the kiss of life by a voluptuous 23 year old nurse wearing a Demons jumper.

I'll bet you had a palpitation or two just imagining it.