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If We Beat Freo I Will....

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... run 20 kms with red and blue face paint wearing a Melbourne scarf

(This thread is supposed to encourage loyal supporters to throw out ideas of what they would do if they saw their boys win on Sunday)

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    ... run 20 kms with red and blue face paint wearing a Melbourne scarf

    (This thread is supposed to encourage loyal supporters to throw out ideas of what they would do if they saw their boys win on Sunday)

    Is that all you'll wear?

    As for what I'll do... um... divert my eyes.

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    ..........pray for $culs to at least run a drum in their B&F !

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    I will call all my Freo supporting mates and... Yeah nah I don't know any Freo supporters.

    I will get a tattoo of Clive Waterhouse ******* Hayden Ballantyne in the ****.

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    . . . I will praise Satan's glorious name, for he will have granted all my wishes. Now, has anyone seen my soul? I could have sworn it was right here . . .

    Edited by Chook

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    Spend a week on Dland without reading "Time to go Mark Neeld" posts

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    Spend the next day Eiffel Towering every Male I meet (IT Crowd style) and Winking and double finger gunning every female whilst saying "How You Doin?"

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    Watch the game over and over till I believe it's true

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    At my age I'll probably go into cardiac arrest ............ and then (hopefully, to continue the fairytale), be revived in the back of an ambo being given the kiss of life by a voluptuous 23 year old nurse wearing a Demons jumper.

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    Donate my testicles

    Will agree with Satyriconhome on each of his posts for at least a month.

    Gorg, I think your plan would be far more painful than DD's.

    At my age I'll probably go into cardiac arrest ............ and then (hopefully, to continue the fairytale), be revived in the back of an ambo being given the kiss of life by a voluptuous 23 year old nurse wearing a Demons jumper.

    I'll bet you had a palpitation or two just imagining it.

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