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This is disappointing. The only thing that was keeping me going, was that at least we weren't Essendon. Now, we are injecting our players with experimental drugs, or untested combinations of drugs. Technically, they may not be banned by WADA but the health of the players has not been paramount.

As other have posted, we should be asking for our money back from Dank.

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So who's up for a raid of the ABC?

Sensationalist f***wits who don't have a clue about covering sport. Wouldn't be surprised if this has been a deal made by essendon to try and get themselves out of the spotlight.

You know what, I don't even know what to think, too blinded by rage

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well if the report on 7:30 is anything to go by we have absolutely nothing to worry about. None of the drugs used were banned or are banned now and it said Bates ran it by ASADA and they confirmed it was fine.

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So who's up for a raid of the ABC?

Sensationalist f***wits who don't have a clue about covering sport. Wouldn't be surprised if this has been a deal made by essendon to try and get themselves out of the spotlight.

You know what, I don't even know what to think, too blinded by rage

It's WYL-he's turned on us all.

Took his time.

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. None of the drugs used were banned or are banned now and it said Bates ran it by ASADA and they confirmed it was fine.

yup.

Another nothing story by the jokers at the ABC

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well if the report on 7:30 is anything to go by we have absolutely nothing to worry about. None of the drugs used were banned or are banned now and it said Bates ran it by ASADA and they confirmed it was fine.

Melbourne has claimed no association with Dank, report is suggesting otherwise.

Someone is lying - it may not, and hopefully isn't us, but the media will tear us apart regardless.

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these muppets have ruined this club!

It seems that way doesn't it.

If there is anyone at the club that has any involvement in this they should be sacked immediately, even if the drugs involved are not banned, it is just straight out supidity.

Posted (edited)

Cannot possibly be true - Dank offered performance enhancing drugs, didn't he, so clearly we didn't take any, and haven't for many years.

PS: we must demand a full refund if any of this [censored] is true.

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Posted

yup.

Another nothing story by the jokers at the ABC

But we can still bring the game into disrepute and be fined while essendon get off. No wonder Schwab got the push...
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It seems that way doesn't it.

If there is anyone at the club that has any involvement in this they should be sacked immediately, even if the drugs involved are not banned, it is just straight out supidity.

Why?

Needles are very commonplace in Doctors surgeries.

We checked with ASADA.

I'm hoping this story is merely to balance our approach with that of the Bombers before they get boiled alive.

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ah never a dull moment around here.......this Dank fella can take a long walk on a short pier

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I was just flicking channels and came across 7:30. They just named the players and dunn needed an injection. Who is this dr bates. Is he new. Then they said the MFC have said in a statement that Dank was never employed by them and anything injected was supervised.

Geez I cannot handle another investigation. Lets hope Neeld was not watching. He would throw his hands up in the air saying what now.

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Melbourne has claimed no association with Dank, report is suggesting otherwise.

Someone is lying - it may not, and hopefully isn't us, but the media will tear us apart regardless.

Yup that really sh it's me, the "club" denied any association now.... Now this comes out!!! Gggrrr

Posted

Next week on the 7.30 report dank tells everyone that UFO 'S really are at Roswell come on guys dank hasn't seen his name on tv or on the radio for at least 24 hrs he is panicking that everyone will forget him

Posted

Why?

Needles are very commonplace in Doctors surgeries.

We checked with ASADA.

I'm hoping this story is merely to balance our approach with that of the Bombers before they get boiled alive.

Because we shouldn't have any association with Dank. i believe that his reputation was well known so it is an automatic, keep away.

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Next week on the 7.30 report dank tells everyone that UFO 'S really are at Roswell come on guys dank hasn't seen his name on tv or on the radio for at least 24 hrs he is panicking that everyone will forget him

They taught him everything they know about anal probes.
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I no longer care.

I'm immune to the decisions this club makes.

This club doesn't make decisions they make one FU after another. It seems as if you need a degree in stupidity if you want to work for the MFC, at the very least.

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