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5 minutes ago, Biffen said:

If it looked like a cross between Dangerfield and Jesus I could sell it on EBAY.

May need to mount it on a block of timber and perhaps varnish it.Polish it even.

If it happened to look like Bartel it could still pass as Jesus, I reckon it would smell better than his beard though. 

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6 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

If it happened to look like Bartel it could still pass as Jesus, I reckon it would smell better than his beard though. 

The beard has taken over!

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4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Picket if I thought you had any discernment, notion of class, taste for quality red or fine dining, I'd invite you out to the manner to help you get over this shock. However, since are obviously bereft of such traits I shall leave you to wallow in your own nasty little trough.

Bwahaha Bwahaha !!!!

Still doing much teaching BBO?  Perhaps you could teach Picket some manors. :rolleyes:

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14 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I don't know what all the complaining was about, yes the trees are still charcoal but the undergrowth was looking particularly lush and rejuvenated and there are no more of those annoying koalas around.

I went through Moggs Creek after holding one in for a few hours hoping I could unload on a statue of Dangerfield which the town had erected but couldn't find it. 

Do you carry your special wire coat hanger with you when you travel Ethan?

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4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Do you carry your special wire coat hanger with you when you travel Ethan?

I do but fortunately haven't needed to use it as yet. I'm going to a dim sum and noodle house tonight so I'm guessing it will come in handy tomorrow morning. 

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32 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it. 

Yes I'm sure you are Ethan, however, there seems to be little indication of improvement.

BTW. If the coathanger proves inadequate, pm me and I'll have a star picket couriered down to you.

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I was ay the Grace Darling tonight and encountered women kissing each other!

Im shocked as being from south of the river ive assumed this was only in pornographic material.

Can someone help me relate this to the mfc?

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14 minutes ago, dino rover said:

I was ay the Grace Darling tonight and encountered women kissing each other!

Im shocked as being from south of the river ive assumed this was only in pornographic material.

Can someone help me relate this to the mfc?

WTF?

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2 hours ago, dino rover said:

I was ay the Grace Darling tonight and encountered women kissing each other!

Im shocked as being from south of the river ive assumed this was only in pornographic material.

Can someone help me relate this to the mfc?

When that happens I usually Just stand in close proximity and stare silently at them so as not to appear shocked or make anyone feel uncomfortable.

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2 hours ago, dino rover said:

I was ay the Grace Darling tonight and encountered women kissing each other!

Im shocked as being from south of the river ive assumed this was only in pornographic material.

Can someone help me relate this to the mfc?

They both like to play in front of a crowd.

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3 hours ago, dino rover said:

I was ay the Grace Darling tonight and encountered women kissing each other!

Im shocked as being from south of the river ive assumed this was only in pornographic material.

Can someone help me relate this to the mfc?

was it a liverpool kiss or one of those involving rapid tongue lunging?

did you get it videoed?

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10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

was it a liverpool kiss or one of those involving rapid tongue lunging?

did you get it videoed?

I wonder how many dlanders ( particularly younger versions) will know what a "Liverpool kiss" is dc ? I don't think it's been part of the common vernacular in oz.

A comment from Dr hooping dicks would be in order here as he tends to possess odd and arcane knowledge.

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On 26 August 2016 at 6:27 PM, dino rover said:

I was ay the Grace Darling tonight and encountered women kissing each other!

Im shocked as being from south of the river ive assumed this was only in pornographic material.

Can someone help me relate this to the mfc?

Dino lucky you didn't walk down the street to The Peel Hotel you would probably need counselling! 

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