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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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2 hours ago, dino rover said:

I was ay the Grace Darling tonight and encountered women kissing each other!

Im shocked as being from south of the river ive assumed this was only in pornographic material.

Can someone help me relate this to the mfc?

When that happens I usually Just stand in close proximity and stare silently at them so as not to appear shocked or make anyone feel uncomfortable.

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    2 hours ago, dino rover said:

    I was ay the Grace Darling tonight and encountered women kissing each other!

    Im shocked as being from south of the river ive assumed this was only in pornographic material.

    Can someone help me relate this to the mfc?

    They both like to play in front of a crowd.

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    3 hours ago, dino rover said:

    I was ay the Grace Darling tonight and encountered women kissing each other!

    Im shocked as being from south of the river ive assumed this was only in pornographic material.

    Can someone help me relate this to the mfc?

    was it a liverpool kiss or one of those involving rapid tongue lunging?

    did you get it videoed?

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    10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    was it a liverpool kiss or one of those involving rapid tongue lunging?

    did you get it videoed?

    I wonder how many dlanders ( particularly younger versions) will know what a "Liverpool kiss" is dc ? I don't think it's been part of the common vernacular in oz.

    A comment from Dr hooping dicks would be in order here as he tends to possess odd and arcane knowledge.

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    Well what rubbish that was yesterday. Thankfully I turned it off at 1/4 time and spent the rest of the arvo driving in circles on the ride on.

    Might go and see Casey in the finals though - is the fixture available yet?

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    OD your prediction of 10 wins was right on the money, well done.

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    28 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    OD your prediction of 10 wins was right on the money, well done.

    Toady! Welcome back young fella. Must've been some banning you received! 

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    The Brisbane Lions are idiots. A couple of goals less and they have Pick 1 and PSD 1 to use on a rebuild. Just plain dumb.

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    On 26 August 2016 at 6:27 PM, dino rover said:

    I was ay the Grace Darling tonight and encountered women kissing each other!

    Im shocked as being from south of the river ive assumed this was only in pornographic material.

    Can someone help me relate this to the mfc?

    Dino lucky you didn't walk down the street to The Peel Hotel you would probably need counselling! 

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    6 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Dino lucky you didn't walk down the street to The Peel Hotel you would probably need counselling! 

    "The Laird ... " used to be an interesting place Earl. Is it still in operation?

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    12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    "The Laird ... " used to be an interesting place Earl. Is it still in operation?

    Still there BBO.

    You will need to leather up and possibly put on a mirken to gain entry.

     

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    1 minute ago, Biffen said:

    Still there BBO.

    You will need to leather up and possibly put on a mirken to gain entry.

     

    can't see tha tposing any difficulties for bitters

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    5 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Still there BBO.

    You will need to leather up and possibly put on a mirken to gain entry.

     

    Seems like it is still a fun place then.

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    can't see tha tposing any difficulties for bitters

    I got into the Peel wearing cricket whites many years ago .

    One of our bowlers got stumped ,caught and run out in the same night.

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    4 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    I got into the Peel wearing cricket whites many years ago .

    One of our bowlers got stumped ,caught and run out in the same night.

    I hope you weren't wearing pads Biffen!

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I hope you weren't wearing pads Biffen!

    There was relatively little danger of copping one in the shin.

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    3 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    There was relatively little danger of copping one in the shin.

    You made me think about mirkens so I just inspected my collection. I've been careless and the moths have got to them.

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You made me think about mirkens so I just inspected my collection. I've been careless and the moths have got to them.

    What about Moths balls?

     

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Is your "in box " operational dc?

    in as good a shape as your jockstrap, bitters, thanks for asking

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    What about Moths balls?

     

    i see you've broken off your evangelical discussion with our reverend friend, biffo. too much proselytising for one day?

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    I'm back in Perth, those assholes at Qantas wouldn't let me take my wire coat hanger onboard the plane. Jokes on them, they'll need it to unblock the toilet.

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Is your "in box " operational dc?

    I feel a bit nervous, I feel a bit strange! Like i'm in a pay phone, without any change!!! 

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    39 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    in as good a shape as your jockstrap, bitters, thanks for asking

     

    33 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I'm back in Perth, those assholes at Qantas wouldn't let me take my wire coat hanger onboard the plane. Jokes on them, they'll need it to unblock the toilet.

     

    20 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    I feel a bit nervous, I feel a bit strange! Like i'm in a pay phone, without any change!!! 

    Sometimes I think I'm the only sane person hereabouts!

    FMD. There are some weirdos in this world.

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