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haha not expecting a win but i am very very excited.

Had a giggle at this pic i found on bigfooty.. could put this on the front page lol

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Predictable Headline: Killer Watts

Prefer to see: Collingwood Gets A Bad Case of the Jack

'Collingwood gets a bad case of the Jack' might be more beneficial to their supporters, as it will give them an answer to that irritating itch they've had for a while.

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If we lose, and he doesn't see much of it...

"Watts the big deal?"

Sorry, to ruin the love-in.

I'll do a positive one...

"Watts the story, monday glory"

I just threw up a little, I hate headline humour. It's too easy.

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Watts going on?

Wattssss upppp??

Jack of all trades

Watts kicks 6 on QB, only to follow up with an A+ on his exam the next day

Watts the matter you?

Mick Malthouse looking dee-pressed after a Jack Watts inspired Melbourne thrashes Collingwood and any chances of a top 4 finish

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Jaded's avatar is similar.

I don't think anyone gets it, so here's a bigger version:

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I'm gonna change it to the Homer one I made before (when I should have been revising for exams :rolleyes: ), because that expresses perfectly how I feel about J2!

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Jacks Aces.

We've got two of them out there after all.

You realise this is actuallty the perfect game for Jack Grimes to go berserk out there. He's had a bit of time to find his feet, been very good already.

And he's been waiting most of his life for a chance to personally thump Collingwood, like a true Demon.

Jack Grimes to get this week's Rising Star Nomination, while Watts does a few nice things in a solid debut with a couple of promising contested marks that keep us all drooling for the future.

Is that too much to ask?

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Jacks Aces.

We've got two of them out there after all.

You realise this is actuallty the perfect game for Jack Grimes to go berserk out there. He's had a bit of time to find his feet, been very good already.

And he's been waiting most of his life for a chance to personally thump Collingwood, like a true Demon.

Jack Grimes to get this week's Rising Star Nomination, while Watts does a few nice things in a solid debut with a couple of promising contested marks that keep us all drooling for the future.

Is that too much to ask?

I was thinking that too. I'm with you on this one. Quick someone give me the Sportsbet number for the most possessions for Grimesy.....

No, it's not too much to ask. And those Rising Star judges for nominees better take note this weekend (on Monday ;) ). Or we will all be on their case on Tues/Wed next week. It's been some time since the Dees last nomination - can't remember who.. :lol: We're due.

I hope Jack Grimes can become the Glen Archer of the Dees with the John Worsfold looks, with a blend of Riccuito & Ayres as well. ;)

Is that too much to ask? :o

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Hungry Jack's Whopper Debut

Melbourne's No.1 draft pick Jack Watts kicks 5 as the Dee's bury the Pies.

Or...

Jacks of all Trades

Melbourne young guns Jack Grimes and Jack Watts show that the future is bright down at Demonland.

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