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Jack Watts Is Better With Titanic


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5 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

If so my respect for Watts has gone through the roof. They were heckling and booing him all game for no apparent reason.

They had him on the Deebrief podcast (I think that's what it is called) and said their cheersquad wasn't booing him, yeah right

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1 minute ago, Rafiki said:

They had him on the Deebrief podcast (I think that's what it is called) and said their cheersquad wasn't booing him, yeah right

the ponsford stand spent a lot of time booing during the game. any demon kicking a set shot at that end got booed mercilessly. in fact the only time a filth supporter actually sounds vaguely coherent is when he boos

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10 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Some interesting news going around that apparently Watts flipped the bird to the Collingwood cheer squad after the siren? Joffa Corfe made a rant on Facebook about how much of a [censored] Watts is and what he did was unacceptable or some [censored].. Well his post got deleted but did anyone see him flip the bird?

If so my respect for Watts has gone through the roof. They were heckling and booing him all game for no apparent reason.

Get [censored] Collingwood and eat a bag of dicks Joffa!

I've watched the replay again and again.  The best bit is the roar before the ball even goes through.  It started with those behind him (of which luckly I was one) who could see it was gun barrel straight (in memory of my favourite all time commentator) from the moment he kicked it and the rest of the crowd just joined in as one. That joyous roar will live with me for ages. Those who bother to read my posts know I'm a Jack fan and have stood up for him here for a long time.  I was just proud of the boy.

And while I've no problem with Jack giving them the bird I think blowing them a kiss would have been better, it would have pizzed them off even more.

Brilliant meme Ted, but having said that I really like Jeremy Howe.

Oh and Dazzle, a bit of pot calling kettle black in your post lad.  Just saying.

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11 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Some interesting news going around that apparently Watts flipped the bird to the Collingwood cheer squad after the siren? Joffa Corfe made a rant on Facebook about how much of a [censored] Watts is and what he did was unacceptable or some [censored].. Well his post got deleted but did anyone see him flip the bird?

If so my respect for Watts has gone through the roof. They were heckling and booing him all game for no apparent reason.

Get [censored] Collingwood and eat a bag of dicks Joffa!

This thread just gets better and better.

Collingwood cheer squad were confused because they couldn't figure out which racist Watts was pointing out to security.

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I just noticed in the first frame of the video how Jones, Bugg and Jeffy were all loose in the forward fifty, glad Watts got the goal though. May the filth suffer from the Watts curse from this day forward.

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Titanic was a movie about class moreso than icebergs. It's fitting that Jack has taken on the transformative Jack Dawson role from his privileged private-school essence past. Looked like a serious, scruffy footballer on the weekend. Max and Jeffie must have initiated Jackie-boy into the ancient gnostic wisdom of the beard-mojo.

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I think his next act after the goal was equally impressive, rushing in to Collingwood's goal to spoil what would have been a goal. Two game winning acts in minutes, great work Jack,  f...  you Collingwood supporters.

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I thought it was time to revisit an old chestnut.

 
Player Statistics Comparison
 
Nicholas Naitanui Name Jack Watts
West Coast Eagles Team Melbourne Demons
Ruck Position Forward
146 Career Games 148
Swan Districts Origin Sandringham Dragons
May 4, 1990 Date of Birth March 26, 1991
27yr 1mth Age 26yr 2mth
201cm Height 196cm
110kg Weight 93kg
2008 National Draft Last Drafted In 2008 National Draft
Round 1, Pick #2 Last Draft Position Round 1, Pick #1
West Coast Eagles Last Drafted By Melbourne Demons
Career Stats for Season Career
146 Games 148
4.8 Kicks Per Game 8.9
7.3 Handballs Per Game 7.0
12.1 Disposals Per Game 15.9
1.9 Marks Per Game 5.3
0.7 Goals Per Game 0.9
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11 minutes ago, ManDee said:

I thought it was time to revisit an old chestnut.

 
Player Statistics Comparison
 
Nicholas Naitanui Name Jack Watts
West Coast Eagles Team Melbourne Demons
Ruck Position Forward
146 Career Games 148
Swan Districts Origin Sandringham Dragons
May 4, 1990 Date of Birth March 26, 1991
27yr 1mth Age 26yr 2mth
201cm Height 196cm
110kg Weight 93kg
2008 National Draft Last Drafted In 2008 National Draft
Round 1, Pick #2 Last Draft Position Round 1, Pick #1
West Coast Eagles Last Drafted By Melbourne Demons
Career Stats for Season Career
146 Games 148
4.8 Kicks Per Game 8.9
7.3 Handballs Per Game 7.0
12.1 Disposals Per Game 15.9
1.9 Marks Per Game 5.3
0.7 Goals Per Game 0.9

Never a great comparison IMO due to their positional differences. However Natanui averaging under 2 marks a game as a ruckman is pretty damning.

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1 minute ago, Luther said:

Never a great comparison IMO due to their positional differences. However Natanui averaging under 2 marks a game as a ruckman is pretty damning.

Watt's hit out for the Garlett to Hannan goal was pretty damn impressive. Can ruck!

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How about comparing Jack career with current year.

     Career                                                                                                 Current Year

Player Statistics Comparison
 
Jack Watts Name Jack Watts
Melbourne Demons Team Melbourne Demons
Forward Position Forward
148 Career Games 148
Sandringham Dragons Origin Sandringham Dragons
March 26, 1991 Date of Birth March 26, 1991
26yr 2mth Age 26yr 2mth
196cm Height 196cm
93kg Weight 93kg
2008 National Draft Last Drafted In 2008 National Draft
Round 1, Pick #1 Last Draft Position Round 1, Pick #1
Melbourne Demons Last Drafted By Melbourne Demons
Career Stats for Season 2017
148 Games 11
8.9 Kicks Per Game 8.6
7.0 Handballs Per Game 8.0
15.9 Disposals Per Game 16.6
5.3 Marks Per Game 4.8
0.9 Goals Per Game 1.6
0.5 Behinds Per Game 0.8
1.9 Tackles Per Game 2.4
1.0 Hitouts Per Game 4.6
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On 14/06/2017 at 7:49 AM, dazzledavey36 said:

Some interesting news going around that apparently Watts flipped the bird to the Collingwood cheer squad after the siren? Joffa Corfe made a rant on Facebook about how much of a [censored] Watts is and what he did was unacceptable or some [censored].. Well his post got deleted but did anyone see him flip the bird?

If so my respect for Watts has gone through the roof. They were heckling and booing him all game for no apparent reason.

Get [censored] Collingwood and eat a bag of dicks Joffa!

I hated the sight of Joffa nodding and grinning like a fool when the Pies got their 2nd last goal, no doubt thinking, " one more will do it ".  Well, suffer goose. One more didn't do it. 

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On 6/14/2017 at 7:49 AM, dazzledavey36 said:

Some interesting news going around that apparently Watts flipped the bird to the Collingwood cheer squad after the siren? Joffa Corfe made a rant on Facebook about how much of a [censored] Watts is and what he did was unacceptable or some [censored].. Well his post got deleted but did anyone see him flip the bird?

If so my respect for Watts has gone through the roof. They were heckling and booing him all game for no apparent reason.

Get [censored] Collingwood and eat a bag of dicks Joffa!

I tried to keep an eye on it while it was happening but it was a bit hard from the top level on the wing.

To me it simply looked like he was standing there with a smile on his face and his arms raised. Maybe index fingers pointed straight up. Buggy then joined him too to celebrate. Then the crowd through some bottles at him and security moved in.

Do you really think Watts would flip them the bird? Buggy on the other hand....

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1 hour ago, low flying Robbo said:

I tried to keep an eye on it while it was happening but it was a bit hard from the top level on the wing.

To me it simply looked like he was standing there with a smile on his face and his arms raised. Maybe index fingers pointed straight up. Buggy then joined him too to celebrate. Then the crowd through some bottles at him and security moved in.

Do you really think Watts would flip them the bird? Buggy on the other hand....

Thanks.  Chinese whispers, as evidenced on this thread, are never accurate..

It sounded unlikely that Watts would give them the bird.  Watts standing close to the fence with his arms raised and a big grin on his face is far more in Watts' DNA.  And if Watts really did flip the bird it's unfathomable that not one Collingwood supporter has actually said "Watts flipped the bird at us".

Thanks for clarifying.  Although I hasten to add, posters will be reciting the supposed fact that Watts gave the Collingwood cheer squad the bird post game on QB 2017 for years to come.

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11 hours ago, Demon3564 said:

Provided he plays Sunday and next week, he's on track to play his 150th against Sydney on Friday night at the MCG. 

Dont want to look too far ahead and milestone games often tend to backfire but this bloke does deserve a bit more glory. 

He's played 148 according to AFL.com so that would mean the game against the eagles will be his 150th.

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40 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

He's played 148 according to AFL.com so that would mean the game against the eagles will be his 150th.

Wasn't there a comparison chart somewhere that said NicNat was stuck on 146?

How good would it have been if he & NicNat could have played their 150th in the same game?

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29 minutes ago, Akum said:

Wasn't there a comparison chart somewhere that said NicNat was stuck on 146?

How good would it have been if he & NicNat could have played their 150th in the same game?

It would've been nice symmetry.  Apparently they are also good mates off the field.

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12 hours ago, Akum said:

Wasn't there a comparison chart somewhere that said NicNat was stuck on 146?

How good would it have been if he & NicNat could have played their 150th in the same game?

How have hell have Naitanui and Watts played almost the same number of games? NicNat seems to be injured a fair bit, while Watts has the permanence of a gnat.

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On 6/14/2017 at 9:11 AM, Jaded said:

I hope he flipped them the bird and told them their day release was up!

They are the scummiest bunch of low life losers going around. It's ok for them to hackle and abuse, including racially abuse players, on a regular basis, but they can't take a little bit of their own medicine the other way.

Have a sook and enjoy 11th spot you [censored]! 

Still stuck in a time warp of Jacks debut as a kid when their poor booing could influence his game.

They have booed him every game for the only reason as just mentioned. Lowlifes for sure.

My sources confirm it never happened by the way.

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