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PREGAME: Rd 01 vs St. Kilda

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Howes aint up to it!

 
23 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Howes aint up to it!

23 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Howes aint up to it!

Beg to differ.

I think he’s one of the best performers of the preseason

27 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Howes aint up to it!

4 hours ago, DubDee said:

The player goal songs are on the website.

let’s just say I hope Ed Langdon never kicks another goal

Got a link?

 
6 minutes ago, dice said:

Got a link?

Slow start for Tigers. They only got half a game in at Ballarat and probably at a disadvantage as the Blues although thrashed last week in the 2nd half at least got a taste of the real thing.

I think Saints will have the advantage of playing last week.

Lets hope we have what it takes.


44 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Howes aint up to it!

I guess selectors can only go on what they see in a player throughout his games and training so far. I see a player who is tall, but agile, good decision maker, athletic and very effective disposer. A player who is growing in confidence, playing his role and complementing the game plan! I’m not asking you to tell me what you see because you obviously made up your mind about Howes when he first set foot on the MCG!

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38 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Beg to differ.

I think he’s one of the best performers of the preseason

💯


2 hours ago, Demonland said:

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Bloody tough to pick the 5 they’ll go with on the bench

My tips for Bench - Culley - mid/forward, Riv - mid back, Latrelle - Forward/pace, Kolt - Forward, back, mid, Heath - Ruck forward.

6 hours ago, DubDee said:

The player goal songs are on the website.

let’s just say I hope Ed Langdon never kicks another goal

Or Mihocek 🙄

1 minute ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Or Mihocek 🙄

It's going to sound appropriate when he kicks another 3 and hits 50 for the season. You'll be singing along by that stage laugh

Bizarre not seeing Petracca or Oliver named

Bizarre

I’m bereft - BEREFT - there are no goal songs including

Bulls on parade

Monster or get some go again by Rollins

ANY propagandhi

ANY clutch

ANY Soundgarden

ANY At the drive in

ANY refused

ANY pearl jam

ANY tool (Flood!)

Any AIC

ANY oils

ANY pumpkins

EVERLONG (that was a 2021 GF anthem though)

ANY pennywise

ANY Millencolin

ANY Black Crowes

ANY Lagwagon

ANY Tea Party

ANY NoFX

ANY silver chair (Pure Massacre)

Janes addiction

Grinspoon

Live

Muse

Mark of Cain

Shutdown

Metallica

Gunners

Queen

Rise against

Sublime

STP

I mean what is going on with this club’s culture


Pretty sure the three debut announcements today are just for the three who are confirmed in the starting 18.

Latrelle and Heath could still be picked when the squad is narrowed tomorrow.

FWIW I reckon TMac, Heath and Sharp miss from the extended bench, so I reckon we get a Latrelle debut announcement tomorrow.

They’ll wait for Koz tomorrow for latrelle’s announcement

46 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Bizarre not seeing Petracca or Oliver named

Bizarre

I’m bereft - BEREFT - there are no goal songs including

Bulls on parade

Monster or get some go again by Rollins

ANY propagandhi

ANY clutch

ANY Soundgarden

ANY At the drive in

ANY refused

ANY pearl jam

ANY tool (Flood!)

Any AIC

ANY oils

ANY pumpkins

EVERLONG (that was a 2021 GF anthem though)

ANY pennywise

ANY Millencolin

ANY Black Crowes

ANY Lagwagon

ANY Tea Party

ANY NoFX

ANY silver chair (Pure Massacre)

Janes addiction

Grinspoon

Live

Muse

Mark of Cain

Shutdown

Metallica

Gunners

Queen

Rise against

Sublime

STP

I mean what is going on with this club’s culture

46 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Bizarre not seeing Petracca or Oliver named

Bizarre

I’m bereft - BEREFT - there are no goal songs including

Bulls on parade

Monster or get some go again by Rollins

ANY propagandhi

ANY clutch

ANY Soundgarden

ANY At the drive in

ANY refused

ANY pearl jam

ANY tool (Flood!)

Any AIC

ANY oils

ANY pumpkins

EVERLONG (that was a 2021 GF anthem though)

ANY pennywise

ANY Millencolin

ANY Black Crowes

ANY Lagwagon

ANY Tea Party

ANY NoFX

ANY silver chair (Pure Massacre)

Janes addiction

Grinspoon

Live

Muse

Mark of Cain

Shutdown

Metallica

Gunners

Queen

Rise against

Sublime

STP

I mean what is going on with this club’s culture

46 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Bizarre not seeing Petracca or Oliver named

Bizarre

I’m bereft - BEREFT - there are no goal songs including

Bulls on parade

Monster or get some go again by Rollins

ANY propagandhi

ANY clutch

ANY Soundgarden

ANY At the drive in

ANY refused

ANY pearl jam

ANY tool (Flood!)

Any AIC

ANY oils

ANY pumpkins

EVERLONG (that was a 2021 GF anthem though)

ANY pennywise

ANY Millencolin

ANY Black Crowes

ANY Lagwagon

ANY Tea Party

ANY NoFX

ANY silver chair (Pure Massacre)

Janes addiction

Grinspoon

Live

Muse

Mark of Cain

Shutdown

Metallica

Gunners

Queen

Rise against

Sublime

STP

I mean what is going on with this club’s culture

AND WHERE THE PERRFUUURG IS JEFFO'S GOAL SONG FFS!

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

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How old is Langford?? ‘Believe’!!?! Ok, I’m sure there must be a few Cher fans out there, but what’s a young fella like Langford doing listening to that stuff? And as for Max, what the hell?? or should I say heaven?

To me there are just three, two of which I give a barely passed mark… Daft Punk nearly had me until the god awful autotune kicks in… Titanium with Sia is pleasant enough, but JVR, who appears to have been raiding his parent’s record collection, wins with Rock the Casbah (although there are 50 Clash songs I’d probably pick before it😉).

If you’re going to go through the parent’s collection, Verve’s ‘Symphony Bittersweet’ is a good ‘un as are songs like Itchykoo Park (Small Faces), Iggy Pop’s Passenger, Bowie’s Life on Mars or Heroes… I know everyone has different tastes, but, well, er, um, jeebus…I don’t know…

2 hours ago, joeboy said:

Beg to differ.

I think he’s one of the best performers of the preseason

Picket writing you off is a godsend for a player whilst his pumping you up has the opposite effect


14 minutes ago, hardtack said:

If you’re going to go through the parent’s collection, Verve’s ‘Symphony Bittersweet’ is a good ‘un as are songs like Itchykoo Park (Small Faces), Iggy Pop’s Passenger, Bowie’s Life on Mars or Heroes… I know everyone has different tastes, but, well, er, um, jeebus…I don’t know…

I think these would be in his grandparents collection 'hardtack'...and possibly great grandparents with the Small Faces.

15 minutes ago, rjay said:

I think these would be in his grandparents collection 'hardtack'...and possibly great grandparents with the Small Faces.

That says a lot about me I suppose 🤣😂🤣. Fair comment!

7 hours ago, chook fowler said:

Feel sorry for Bill Laurie. A real trier but looks unlikely to make it

As my mate said about Toumpas - no point if difference. Not tall, not quick, not skillful (a la Sam Mitchell), not tough (a la Viney), doesn't kick goals. Very good VFL player - and we've had our fair share of them.

 

Not really anything to criticise in that squad selection. It will be interesting to see who makes the final interchange. I think it could be Rivers, Culley, Pickett,Melksham and one of either Tmac and Heath.

Looking forward to the first of the season.

Dees by a couple. Go Dees!

3 hours ago, rjay said:

I think these would be in his grandparents collection 'hardtack'...and possibly great grandparents with the Small Faces.

Easy, there!


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