😂😂😂

2025/2026 may not be all that memorable on field but the quality banter and content over the last few days has brought great joy in an otherwise pretty bleak period for the club.

Carry on Demonland.

When I see a death riding thread

Dont wish bad luck very often but may they have the greatest soft tissue injury collection of all time.

6 minutes ago, adonski said:

Totally screwed over Lamb NOT GOOD ENOUGH ! Gawd we are weak!

Edited yesterday at 07:411 day by picket fence

4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Totally screwed over Lamb NOT GOOD ENOUGH ! Gawd we are weak!

Pfft. Three first rounders is a great deal.

7 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Totally screwed over Lamb NOT GOOD ENOUGH ! Gawd we are weak!

Somehow I think you'd have said that if we got 6 first round picks.

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Edited yesterday at 07:511 day by The end is nigh
Glitch

We sent 3 second rounders? So a future? Takes a little gloss off for me.

But on the deathride, anything outside top four will be a win in my eyes

Wishing the suns a very merry miss the 8 next year. I’m sure their 9 fans will be disappointed but I can live with that.

hits unfollow on OnTrac5

Bring on the deathride. Its not unusual to see a team take a step back after their first finals appearance. Dees 2018, Freo last year.

I can definitely see a year where Suns finish 9th. They look strong offensively, but they are very vulnerable behind the ball so we will see how that stacks up.

Very real chance we have two top 10 picks next year and i can see us using these both to lure a big name to the club along with our 2027 First.

Gold Coast Suns receive:

Christian Petracca, two second-round picks (currently No.24 and 28) and a 2026 second-round pick (tied to Melbourne)

Melbourne receives:

two first-round pick (currently No.7 and 8), a second-round pick (currently No.37), a 2026 first-round pick (tied to Gold Coast) and a 2027 third-round pick (tied to Gold Coast)

We got 37? I didn't see that lol

53 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Totally screwed over Lamb NOT GOOD ENOUGH ! Gawd we are weak!

You still here? You promised us you'd stop posting if Oliver was traded.

Are you not a man of your word?

May you Freo it up in 2026 Gold Coast

8 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

You still here? You promised us you'd stop posting if Oliver was traded.

Are you not a man of your word?

DL needs pickett! He's great value. Perhaps PF can quarantine himself to a LIFERIDING Clayton Oliver Thread as a compromise? Go Giants!

Edited yesterday at 08:451 day by John Demonic

Have wanted Gold Coast to make finals and do well for years, but now I'm more than happy to ride them to the bottom.

Having them finish towards the bottom would be an awsome outcome for Brand Petracca.

1 hour ago, Fromgotowoewodin said:

Wishing the suns a very merry miss the 8 next year. I’m sure their 9 fans will be disappointed but I can live with that.

hits unfollow on OnTrac5

you've only JUST unfollowed him??! a year too late..

1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

You still here? You promised us you'd stop posting if Oliver was traded.

Are you not a man of your word?

He's just finishing up the paperwork on the successful Merrett trade.

Also, DEATH RIDE DEATH RIDE! WOOOO HOOO!

With trac butchering the footy for them there's no limit to how low they can go in 2026.

12 hours ago, JeffWhitesShinguard said:

With trac butchering the footy for them there's no limit to how low they can go in 2026.

this lets hope he is bombing it into 50 .or resting forward with sub 40% accuracy.

the draw will be intersting they should get a tougher draw than last year but it's a fixture so who knows what the AFL will throw up.

Ever chance rnd 1 (or zero or 2 or opening round or whatever the hell it is)is melbourne v GC on the GC with a blockbuster 14K people there