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Happy Christmas all!

Love the forum and all you lovely people

Thanks to the mods

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL DEMONLANDERS !ENJOY FAMILIES AND FRIENDS !! Now to have a Glug Glug or two

Cheers P.F

5 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

When you receive that one cr@pppy gift as per every Christmas, remember this… there’s always someone receiving any even cr@pppier one. Eg…


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😝

 

I am glad I named you ghostwriter thru katty merry xmas

 

It’s that day of the year when a glass of Champagne for Breakfast is completely acceptable and encouraged. 
 

May we chase Number 14 very seriously in 2025….

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It is my new year wish that everybody on this site - except @picket fence

- would wake up and realise that @WCW and @Ghostwriter are in fact 2 different ladies. 
One is seriously deranged and it’s very obvious that the other is not so much.

Merry Christmas everyone and Happy Flag Year 2025

Merry Festivus to all DL’ers. 

Thanks to you all for the best place on the planet, actually probably the universe for Dees info and respectful debate. 

 
25 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

It is my new year wish that everybody on this site - except @picket fence

- would wake up and realise that @WCW and @Ghostwriter are in fact 2 different ladies. 
One is seriously deranged and it’s very obvious that the other is not so much.

Maybe they’re both seriously deranged but the second one hides it well… for now. 😉 

I have three new year wishes. Firstly, @WERRIDEE goes a week without naming a best 22. I’ll even settle for five days.

Secondly, @daisycutter uses capital letters, even if only occasionally.

Finally, @picket fence STOPS USING CAPITALS and too many exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!

 

SEE, PICKET FENCE? NOT NICE TO BE YELLED AT, IS IT???!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I AINT YELLING JUST illuminating my piont!!


2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

It’s that day of the year when a glass of Champagne for Breakfast is completely acceptable and encouraged. 
 

May we chase Number 14 very seriously in 2025….

...and that'll be the other day.

And it'll be as breakfast.

And it'll most certainly not be 'a'...

Merry Xmas Demonlanders and the Demonland Admins/Andy!

Like many of you I have a truly passionate love of all things Demons which means I spend a ridiculous amount of time trawling this site for any / every bit of news possible on our great club – please  DM me if you have any ideas on how to use this time productively instead! In the meantime, roll on and let’s hope we have a great year in 2025. Health and happiness to all ❤️💙

 

1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

Maybe they’re both seriously deranged but the second one hides it well… for now. 😉 

I have three new year wishes. Firstly, @WERRIDEE goes a week without naming a best 22. I’ll even settle for five days.

Secondly, @daisycutter uses capital letters, even if only occasionally.

Finally, @picket fence STOPS USING CAPITALS and too many exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!

 

SEE, PICKET FENCE? NOT NICE TO BE YELLED AT, IS IT???!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Not gonna happen

B: Lever, May, McVee

HB: Salem, Petty, Windsor

C: Lindsay, Rivers, Langdon

HF: Petracca, Johnson, Chandler

F: Fritsch, van Rooyen, Turner

FOLL: Gawn, Oliver, Viney

IC: Bowey, Langford, Sparrow, Tholstrup


1 hour ago, picket fence said:

I AINT YELLING JUST illuminating my piont!!

Use a torch 

 

26 minutes ago, WERRIDEE said:

Not gonna happen

B: Lever, May, McVee

HB: Salem, Petty, Windsor

C: Lindsay, Rivers, Langdon

HF: Petracca, Johnson, Chandler

F: Fritsch, van Rooyen, Turner

FOLL: Gawn, Oliver, Viney

IC: Bowey, Langford, Sparrow, Tholstrup

The love for Johnson on this site is astounding!

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

The love for Johnson on this site is astounding!

Not deserving in your opinion?

My NYW is WIN WIN WIN and then WIN MORE. 

The rest will take care of itself. 

  • Demonland changed the title to Compliments of the Season

Thanks everyone for your wishes to the Demonland community and to all on our site over Christmas and the Festive Season.

We’ll be back shortly with our New Year thanks to all of our contributors over the year including all of those involved in our teams and in putting the boys and girls on the field.

In the meantime, please stay safe and enjoy the weather and the break if you’re on holidays.

8 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Not deserving in your opinion?

Played some good games for Werribee. But some on this site are lauding him as the new messiah, pick 80, yes training well but jury is out,till I see more! I think Tom Campbell looks better at this stage!

22 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

When you receive that one cr@pppy gift as per every Christmas, remember this… there’s always someone receiving any even cr@pppier one. Eg…


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😝

 

Um where do you get them?  Any of disco?

 
14 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Maybe they’re both seriously deranged but the second one hides it well… for now. 😉 

I have three new year wishes. Firstly, @WERRIDEE goes a week without naming a best 22. I’ll even settle for five days.

Secondly, @daisycutter uses capital letters, even if only occasionally.

Finally, @picket fence STOPS USING CAPITALS and too many exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!

 

SEE, PICKET FENCE? NOT NICE TO BE YELLED AT, IS IT???!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

HAPPYTOOBLICEYOVCHOSTVRITERORICINALROMANSCRIPTASYOVKNOUHADONLYUPPERCASELETTERSANDNOSPACESBETVEENVORDSANDSOMEMISSINCLETTERSENIOY

Merry Xmas to everyone and hope you all had a great day yesterday.

I spent the day with a house full of Crows Supporters and while my family are great when it comes to football some can be unbearable.

Cheers to good health in 2025 and healthy football team.


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