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NON-MFC: Round 19

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Clear two hands in the back. Mark paid to Dixon. Gotta love the umpiring in Adelaide. 

 
4 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Maynard putting an elbow into the throat of an opponent and then diving for effect after a trivial contact.

Got to credit his consistency.

This is how it will go.

"Just a football act" - Michael Christian

AFL HQ - "better send him to the tribunal so it will look ok"

Tribunal - "3 weeks for the elbow, and one more for the dive"

Appeals board - there wasn't an 'and in the right place  where the charge sheet was filled out - cleared.

AFL - oh, how unfortunate.  

2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

It won’t be long until Haw are seriously back

A major concern….

but at least Clarkson won't be there to take credit

2 hours ago, picket fence said:

And look at the toothless ferals react 😅the brain cells of a worm between them

An adult worm has exactly 302 cells in its nervous system - by comparison, the human brain has around 100 billion cells. But almost two-thirds of the worm's nerve cells form a ring in the head region, where they make thousands of connections with each other.23 Aug 2023
2 hours ago, biggestred said:

And Maynard will get a week for elbowing ginny in the head. 

 

Well, he should...

 

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/LJZpoupAd34WFSp9/?mibextid=qi2Omg

Should be 3, plus 1 for the staging after

2 hours ago, OhMyDees said:

Vindication for Steven May!

see above

 

It’s been 12 scoring shots to 26. Geelong would have been beaten by 80% of sides tonight. They’ve shown nothing.


And Bevo was one one of ours.

 
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The Cats are not finals quality 

would love to play them in finals 

Geelong no longer have a fortress.

Lost over 3% so far. God I hope we leap frog them tomorrow.


We must win tomorrow. 

Every team has shown its worst at times this season. The difference is who produces good form now. Pies & Bummers being exposed, Port not really competitive against good teams. Cats, Freo, Dogs & Dees  all looking similar, however the Cats looking worse than poor tonight. Giving away 28 scoring shots on a night of foul weather. Hawkins gone, and Cats with no real defensive structure once Stewart is neutralised. 

That 1924 Geelong replica Guernsey won't be getting a run out again, I'll give you the hot tip.

They'll be burning that one very quickly.

4th possible tomorrow

hahaha

well it's pretty obvious mccrae and the filth have culture problems

... and then you can add brad scott and the bummers too, have culture problems

... and now you can add brother chris and ji-longtime too, have culture problems

let's see how the media clowns report this


AFL's "expert" tipsters this week:

Essendon 11-0 Adelaide
Geelong 11-0 Western Bulldogs
Hawthorn 6-5 Collingwood
Fremantle 11-0 Melbourne

That is actually a good win by the dogs. The cats have dropped a few at there home now.

Not a fun weekend for the Scott brothers

2 minutes ago, Dee-tonator said:

AFL's "expert" tipsters this week:

Essendon 11-0 Adelaide
Geelong 11-0 Western Bulldogs
Hawthorn 6-5 Collingwood
Fremantle 11-0 Melbourne

Hopefully their form continues!!


10 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

4th possible tomorrow

Assuming Sydney beat Brisbane, we will need around a 4-5 goal win if we score 90 odd. Less if scores are lower. Definitely possible.

Go swans!  

Just seeing the highlights of Hawthorn Vs Collingwood.  Ginnivan is an obnoxious little germ 🤮

Oh no. ‘Mara’s gonna have a “please explain”

“Running out on a paddock”

“Yeah, it was pretty dangerous out there”

 

Well with this weekends results presents a great opportunity for tomorrow.

C'mon Dees.

36 minutes ago, deegirl said:

Just seeing the highlights of Hawthorn Vs Collingwood.  Ginnivan is an obnoxious little germ 🤮

He can do what he likes for Hawthorn when he’s playing the filth. 


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