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3 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Ump 22 again

Serious cheat. 

 

The Mark Neeld appreciation round 

 

Dust off the 5 day break excuses.

Hey maybe we can trail by 50 at 3QT and fightback to lose by 25 and be happy about it!

Look forward to all of it..


3 games in 13 for carlton. they don't look fatigued. 

5 day break doesn't make it easy but we shouldn't be this bad.

 

We are winning inside 50’s 13-11

lol

 

Copping exactly what we deservesd

Campaigners have genuinely learnt nothing from wer weather football.

McGovern is absolutely embarrassing our forwards with zero pressure. Laughable to watch.


It's no wonder blues fans keep crying out for frees. They get them.

Eight in a quarter to our two.

Half of them nothing ones.

Absolute disgrace. 

That said our midfield is sound asleep again.

Sparrow is a liability tonight.

We are scoreless in a quarter.

I think this club can get too excited after a big win.

Or is the five day break again?

We'd still be losing but I hate seeing umpires being bias.

That dob was just putrid. Absolute amateur job. 

 

Just now, Brownie said:

#umpireappreciationweak

#umpiresappreciatecarltonweek

2 minutes ago, Red But Mostly Blue said:

Blues marking everything inside 50

and are kicking everything 

We mark nothin

 and have kicked nothing

 not sure how we are going to drag back FIVE GOALS in the wet especially given we have NO score whatsoever in Q1

Abyssmal start 

Awful watching! So much work to do. The mids need to lift! 


1 minute ago, Clintosaurus said:

Frees 8-2. Looks a pattern.

Well that's easy when you are second to the ball.

Game over. Get ready for next week. Please don’t lose your respect you earned after last week.

Wow game over at qtr time. 
We played like [censored]. Umps want this so badly and it ends up in a 5 goal to nil quarter 

that was gross 

STINKER 👎

It’s only q1 but that’s just about game in the wet. We aren’t winning much around the ground but a lot was said about making sure we win or at least match them in the middle, and we are getting smoked. You know it’s not your night when you’re 5.0 down in the wet.


Walsh very dangerous. Is Goody the type of coach to blanket him with a run with?

Relax guys

We are 2nd Quarter specialists

2 behinds coming up

 

Fritta a chance of not trailing his man by 5 metres 

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

That's disappointing 

And embarrassing! 😖


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