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3 hours ago, DubDee said:

I have a 9pm meeting I cannot get out of. Why does life suck?!

Why do we play footy on work nights?!

 

Life has to suck, so when it’s not sucking it’s extra good. 

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3 minutes ago, demon3165 said:

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If Cox can wear glasses to protect his eyes, Fritta should be allowed an umbrella hat to protect his hair. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Life has to suck, so when it’s not sucking it’s extra good. 

That’s deep Roost but i like it

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Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, Skuit said:

What percentage of teams win when the opposition kicks 100-plus?

50% 😄

Edited by ManDee
Give or take the odd draw
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Channel 7 in full Carlton [censored] mode. As with every other week.

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Yea sure it's rainy and hence slippery but maybe all our night games in dewey conditions may serve us well.

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8 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

If Cox can wear glasses to protect his eyes, Fritta should be allowed an umbrella hat to protect his hair. 

His hair still would not move

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more of last week will beat these brown paper baggers go dees 

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3 hours ago, DubDee said:

I have a 9pm meeting I cannot get out of. Why does life suck?!

Why do we play footy on work nights?!

 

Three words. Unplanned internet outage.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Channel 7 in full Carlton [censored] mode. As with every other week.

It’s been like that on all platforms. As if they were playing an interstate side that was battling it in the bottom 4.

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Go Dees!

I'm looking forward to posting in the gameday thread and being collectively called out in the postgame thread by people who are too good for it 😜

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Judd 🔥

Good run with those handballs, would have been nice to land one there.

 

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