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2023 GRAND FINAL

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1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

What can you do but vomit?

It's going to get worse. I'd suggest another oseas sojourn.

 
5 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Now we have to hear all about this forever. 

Stupid Brisbane. You let me down 

Football 101 man-up in the last two  minutes.

1 minute ago, Winners at last said:

Certainly doesn't seem the sharpest tool in the shed.

I'm hoping he cops a bake for that dumb 50. Cost them a goal 

 

Umpires are disgrace calling advantage Cleary not…. The around the necks for the filth ffs 


3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Berry should not play again. 

two 50’s for no reason

That second one was milked by Sidebottom. 

Great game of footy - both teams with some great skills. Lots of pressure, moment by moment plays won by both teams. Not sure about the Norm Smith medal because no player dominated the game, but if N Daicos gets it I will know their is a "city hall" conspiracy. Probably Bobbie Hill.

I hate it that the Pies won - makes me ill. I am actually quite happy for most teams to take their moment in the sun and win when they have been dominant, but all the dripping shmooze about the Pies is nauseating. 

That advantage call will go down in infamy. 100% wrong call by an experienced umpire. 

The AFL rules committee and umpires have to look at high tackles awarded to players dropping their knees. I counted 6 today that were awarded when the umps had clear vision of the contact. Not good enough. And I am counting players like Kozzie and Spargo, not just Collingwood players because I hate the club and the jumper. All contact above the shoulders should be a free kick, even the slightest contact, but NOT if a player causes it. 

 
4 minutes ago, Radar Detector said:

There’s no justice in footy

Yep, none whatsoever. The thugs of the comp are rewarded. The fair teams are penalised. The team who threatens the AFL with the Supreme Court should they make a good case against Maynard (or appeal the outcome which went their way), gets what they demand. The AFL will kowtow to Collingwood forevermore. Yet again, a bully wins. 


1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

That could have been us.

I have watched the 2021 finals replay over the last 3 days.I watched the gf today and only saw the 2nd 1/2 of the 2023 gf today with the commentary turned down.Cheer up by re-watching our premiership win - and bring on 2024.

5 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

A triumph for the gormless and the toothless.

Didn’t play tough at all. Zorko squibbed badly. J Berry was awful. 
 

so some silver lining at least. 

I really hope the story of that game is the advantage interpretation.

There’s absolutely no justification for how that was to the Lions advantage. That was a pure, out and out, mistake by the umpire.

Collingwood winning their 16th Premiership.....

How horrible.....

 

I think I am going to vomit! 🤮🤮🤮🤮


Lots of grey areas in the rules that need to be fixed.

Did not help the result today.

Im for the night GF after trying to watch on TV

This would be the worst month ive experienced watching footy. Its worse than 1977 to 83 era.

Collingwood are mongrels but their luck is mind boggling.

Im sending an email to MFC later.

We have got to stop being Mr Niceguy. Shut down BBrowns children events and other related photo ops. Shutdown Alice Springs  Pickett or no Pickett.

If you want to be social workers then quit footy.

Sick of this.

Take a close look at the Filth

Theyre Premiers and the media will rub it in our faces with a large pic of Maynard holding up the cup.

Turnovers

Match Collingwood      49

Match Brisbane             60

 
 
7 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Season 2023 can go and just [censored] RIGHT OFF

 

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out Gil you absolute [censored] sucking garbage administrator. And take your ****ty umpiring, MRO and ARC with you. 

Dillon will be no better. He’s just McLachlin version 2.0


I would have preferred a pies loss but I don’t really feel sorry for the lions. 

I'm in Dromana now and am thinking of texting the boss to see if I can work from home down here for a month...

 

Really wanted the pies to lose, but must admit they seem an incredibly well coached side.

Hooe Kozzie Pickett was watching Bobby Hill today.

Unbelievable performance. 


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