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Thank you Demonland and all posters I am addicted and enjoy reading through most threads there is so much footy knowledge and information on this great site that I no longer buy a newspaper as the info on this site is more reliable less sensationalised and gets down to the grass roots level, that I enjoy and this type of knowledge, insights and information just isn’t available on commercial press. Also a big call out to DD, LH and DC I closely follow stats, list management and membership status and you all do such a great job.❤️💙💕

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2 hours ago, layzie said:

Big shout out to @WheeloRatings as well. That data is absolute gold and in most cases none of us can access normally even if we wanted to pay for it.

I'll second that.  Vn addition that digs deep

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well , since this a rare be nice thread , ... I'd like you all to know that everything is going along swimmingly at The Manor and my domestic staff are bending over backwards to keep me in a euphoric state 

I hope you're giving them an allowance for the extra callisthenics classes Uncle

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3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well , since this a rare be nice thread , ... I'd like you all to know that everything is going along swimmingly at The Manor and my domestic staff are bending over backwards to keep me in a euphoric state 

Shouldn't that be bending over forward for you? I'm so going to cop it from WCW for this.

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12 minutes ago, dworship said:

Shouldn't that be bending over forward for you? I'm so going to cop it from WCW for this.

Dw! Please don’t encourage the incorrigible!!!

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12 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well , since this a rare be nice thread , ... I'd like you all to know that everything is going along swimmingly at The Manor and my domestic staff are bending over backwards to keep me in a euphoric state 

Why are you euphoric?

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2 hours ago, george_on_the_outer said:

Why are you euphoric?

Please George, for the love of all that’s good and holy, please don’t ask him that!

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2 minutes ago, george_on_the_outer said:

Maybe he saw you on the big screen at the match, like we all did?

I hoped nobody noticed that. Apparently if you wear devil horns out there you’re fair game. I discovered this after the event. 😩

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9 minutes ago, george_on_the_outer said:

Maybe he saw you on the big screen at the match, like we all did?

Hang on a minute! I never saw this. When in the game did this occur?

@Jaded No More the gif possibilities of this are endless!

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I hoped nobody noticed that. Apparently if you wear devil horns out there you’re fair game. I discovered this after the event. 😩

You obviously missed my gameday post, then! My, those screens are BIG!

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21 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

You obviously missed my gameday post, then! My, those screens are BIG!

Right??? And that cameraman simply wouldn’t go away. I asked him nicely to not film me but that only made him more determined. I should’ve learned my lesson earlier in the year when I hugged Checker (our mascot) and that same cameraman almost tripped over himself to get close enough to film it. 😑

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3 hours ago, The heart beats true said:

Hang on a minute! I never saw this. When in the game did this occur?

@Jaded No More the gif possibilities of this are endless!

It never happened! I was never on the big screen for an inordinate length of time, likely singing and dancing like an eejit.

Incidentally, we’re never allowed to leave our bay and we have to continue chanting and cheering and waving giant heads even when a loss is inevitable. My problem is that I cry at every loss. So, I’ve been granted special permission to hide from the cameras after a loss lest I become a meme. It’s happened to a couple of our members and they warned me that it’s never lived down. And so, THBT, you can stick your gif idea where the sun don’t shine. k? K.

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28 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It never happened! I was never on the big screen for an inordinate length of time, likely singing and dancing like an eejit.

Incidentally, we’re never allowed to leave our bay and we have to continue chanting and cheering and waving giant heads even when a loss is inevitable. My problem is that I cry at every loss. So, I’ve been granted special permission to hide from the cameras after a loss lest I become a meme. It’s happened to a couple of our members and they warned me that it’s never lived down. And so, THBT, you can stick your gif idea where the sun don’t shine. k? K.

Very smart to hide, WCW!  My friend from work made a gif of me shaking my head in disappointment at one of our losses and it's now become a meme amongst my friends and at work 🥲

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33 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It never happened! I was never on the big screen for an inordinate length of time, likely singing and dancing like an eejit.

Incidentally, we’re never allowed to leave our bay and we have to continue chanting and cheering and waving giant heads even when a loss is inevitable. My problem is that I cry at every loss. So, I’ve been granted special permission to hide from the cameras after a loss lest I become a meme. It’s happened to a couple of our members and they warned me that it’s never lived down. And so, THBT, you can stick your gif idea where the sun don’t shine. k? K.

I always remember the poor bloke after the Essendon loss in 2013. I still see him quite often at games.

 

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Just now, The heart beats true said:

I always remember the poor bloke after the Essendon loss in 2013. I still see him quite often at games.

 

That’s Duxy. He has rued that vision since the day it was filmed.

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And this young bloke is a good friend of mine who was captured crying tears of joy after a win and has been a meme for years. The Front Bar has tried several times to get him on the show but he’s not having a bar of it. And I don’t blame him.

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6 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

That’s Duxy. He has rued that vision since the day it was filmed.

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And this young bloke is a good friend of mine who was captured crying tears of joy after a win and has been a meme for years. The Front Bar has tried several times to get him on the show but he’s not having a bar of it. And I don’t blame him.

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Duxy shouldn't be ashamed of that vision. It spoke volumes and was what we were all feeling at the time.

 

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6 minutes ago, layzie said:

Duxy shouldn't be ashamed of that vision. It spoke volumes and was what we were all feeling at the time.

 

Well, he says he doesn’t like it but I’m a bit suss about that because he loves the camera nowadays. Never shies away from a camera does our Duxy. 

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